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02-20-2007, 03:05 AM
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George Bush Quiz... Iraq War Mistake???
Q: What statment best describes your opinion of George W. Bush?
A. He's a resolute, principled leader who is a strong wartime President
B. He's a clueless moron who couldn't find oil in Texas
C. He's an arrogant lier hell-bent on world domination
D. He's a faithful servant of God
E. He's a faithful servant of Dick Cheney
F. He's greatly misunderestimated
Q: The biggest mistake Bush ever made was?
A. Trading Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Whitesox
B. Waging an ill-conceived, unnecessary war based on lies
C. Prancing around an aircraft carrier in a flight costume and prematurely declaring " Mission Accomplished"
D. Going AWOL from the national Guard
E. He has never made a mistake
Q: Which bumper sticker would you be most likely to put on your car?
A. Would Someone Give Bush a blowjob So We Can Impeach Him
B. At least in Vietnam, Bush had an exit strategy
C. Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot
D. Draft the Bush twins
E. Jenna in 2024
I don't know how many people will view this as offensive,
I hope it will just be fun Political humor...
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02-22-2007, 05:50 AM
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Political Mastermind
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I liked the one about somebody giving him a blow job so we can impeach him.
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02-22-2007, 05:51 AM
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LOL funny (really)
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10-21-2007, 08:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheHarshTruth
I liked the one about somebody giving him a blow job so we can impeach him.
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Thanks, maybe we will get lucky... I heard that Monica's sister has gotten herself a job at the WH... Just Kidding... |
10-22-2007, 12:57 PM
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Political Junkie
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For God's sake, somebody give this man a blowjob so we can impeach him!
hilarious!
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10-22-2007, 01:18 PM
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Political Junkie
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flyhigher
Q: What statment best describes your opinion of George W. Bush?
A. He's a resolute, principled leader who is a strong wartime President
B. He's a clueless moron who couldn't find oil in Texas
C. He's an arrogant lier hell-bent on world domination
D. He's a faithful servant of God
E. He's a faithful servant of Dick Cheney
F. He's greatly misunderestimated
Q: The biggest mistake Bush ever made was?
A. Trading Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Whitesox
B. Waging an ill-conceived, unnecessary war based on lies
C. Prancing around an aircraft carrier in a flight costume and prematurely declaring " Mission Accomplished"
D. Going AWOL from the national Guard
E. He has never made a mistake
Q: Which bumper sticker would you be most likely to put on your car?
A. Would Someone Give Bush a blowjob So We Can Impeach Him
B. At least in Vietnam, Bush had an exit strategy
C. Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot
D. Draft the Bush twins
E. Jenna in 2024
I don't know how many people will view this as offensive,
I hope it will just be fun Political humor...
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F. He is underestimated. Everyone thinks he is stupid, but the man is a genious. He used the presidency to make himself and his buddies millions of dollars by starting a war.
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10-22-2007, 01:48 PM
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heh.. you missed the joke in the first answer  |
10-22-2007, 01:49 PM
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But yes, I think he's underestimated too.
Not by much.
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10-22-2007, 03:47 PM
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Machiavelli Incarnate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheHarshTruth
I liked the one about somebody giving him a blow job so we can impeach him.
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Wouldn't have to. Laura is not as disgusting as Hildabeast.
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