What??????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Maddox is so fuckin' hilarious...

I know! Other people that are hilarious are the ones who thought this thread was sincere and not a satire.

Satire is the 21st century retaliation to the violation of free speech that has occured throughout the media.

I appreciate satire and parody as tools not only for comedy but for great political justice, and blogging. Maddox is hilarious. The Alphabet of Manliness is a must-read for anyone looking for satire so good it would make George Carlin and Stephen Colbert simultaneously explode.

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Further evidence of Nazi's comprehension skills . . . or lack thereof.

^I^

Poem, "Fragments of Olympian Gossip"


While listening on my cosmic phone
I caught words from the Olympus blown.
A newcomer was shown around;
That much I could guess, aided by sound.
"There's Archimedes with his lever
Still busy on problems as ever.
Says: matter and force are transmutable
And wrong the laws you thought immutable."
"Below, on Earth, they work at full blast
And news are coming in thick and fast.
The latest tells of a cosmic gun.
To be pelted is very poor fun.
We are wary with so much at stake,
Those beggars are a pest—no mistake."
"Too bad, Sir Isaac, they dimmed your renown
And turned your great science upside down.
Now a long haired crank, Einstein by name,
Puts on your high teaching all the blame.
Says: matter and force are transmutable
And wrong the laws you thought immutable."
"I am much too ignorant, my son,
For grasping schemes so finely spun.
My followers are of stronger mind
And I am content to stay behind,
Perhaps I failed, but I did my best,
These masters of mine may do the rest.
Come, Kelvin, I have finished my cup.
When is your friend Tesla coming up."
"Oh, quoth Kelvin, he is always late,
It would be useless to remonstrate."
Then silence—shuffle of soft slippered feet—
I knock and—the bedlam of the street.
Nikola Tesla, Novice

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COMPREHEND THAT

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If you don't KNOW where you come from...you WILL wind up going nowhere.

That goes for Ideas, institutions as well as individuals :-I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUncnWxjUXM

http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q...IONS&FORM=MSNH

I remember posting something a while back about the Titanic being robbed and scuttled in an insurance political robbery/ coue

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If you don't KNOW where you come from...you WILL wind up going nowhere.

That goes for Ideas, institutions as well as individuals :-I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUncnWxjUXM

http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q...IONS&FORM=MSNH

Typical. You don't see how these pieces fit into the big picture, so it must be a joke? I'll bet you two were on Grassy Knoll Patrol when the apes executed JFK with bananarang projectile technology because the US launched chimp goodwill ambassadors into the sun under the guise of "research" so the People wouldn't know the Gov't. had made First Contact...good lookin' out, patriots.

Titanic struck an iceburg, and it was complicated by a coal dust explosion that occurred shortly after. No one wanted the boat to go down.