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10-30-2006, 11:42 PM
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For a limited time only!
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Originally Posted by Qurmudjin
Just keep saying everything will get worse, and you will soon be a prophet!
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Act now! For just the low, low price of $19.95 YOU CAN be a prophet too!! You'll get ALL the fantastic materials you see here....
ROTFLMAO
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I'd like to see a prophecy that went like this:
And, on February 17th, 2028, at 4:32 pm (EST), our Bigwig will come down to Earth, raise all of the dead, apologize to everyone for all the pain and suffering, and reward them with eternal lives & perfect health.
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Hmmm... worth considering, but there's no promise of 72 virgins (who'd want that many chicks who didn't know what they were doing anyway?) or admonishments of guilt. Being a prophet is just no fun if you can't instill fear and guilt.
Which reminds me... I read a story about a guy in New York who is offering to follow around and document a self-proclaimed prophet start up his very own religion. He paid $5000 for the priviledge of getting the "inside scoop."
Sheesh... if I had only known...
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10-31-2006, 02:10 AM
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Originally Posted by I_Hate_the_Nazi_Right
Has anyone ever thought that maybe this is all just fairytale stuff and you are spending the better part of your adhereing to a belief system that actually doen't exist? Go atheist... you never go back.
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AHHH, at least you understand the concept of "Belief Systems"
There MAY be hope for you YET:-)
How does the word "inevitable" make your ego feel?
Wanna KNOW why?
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11-01-2006, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by CougFan23
Personally, I think it's idiocy to use the Bible as evidence for the destruction of America. Our nation is obviously in a period of decline right now in terms of political leadership, but that can change whenever we want it to.
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Its not just your nation mate, its happening in Britian, Australia and New Zealand.
Now bear with me because I'm going to freak you out!!!
The nephalium, the descendants of the fallen angels are mentioned in the bible as white skinned with generally blue eyes and red or blonde hair.
Which race does this discribe?
Now in the bible the Nephalium were destroyed during the great flood, but their seed still existed on Noahs ark, so it was never destroyed completely.
And now over 8,000 years later which race has brought civilization to the world and also the disease that goes with it ??
Why would any human evolve with white skin, when brown or black skin would be more appropriate in our clims on earth., now think before you answer 
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11-02-2006, 07:11 PM
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Oh, I'm freaked, alright...
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Originally Posted by Moggy
Its not just your nation mate, its happening in Britian, Australia and New Zealand.
Now bear with me because I'm going to freak you out!!!
The nephalium, the descendants of the fallen angels are mentioned in the bible as white skinned with generally blue eyes and red or blonde hair.
Which race does this discribe?
Now in the bible the Nephalium were destroyed during the great flood, but their seed still existed on Noahs ark, so it was never destroyed completely.
And now over 8,000 years later which race has brought civilization to the world and also the disease that goes with it ??
Why would any human evolve with white skin, when brown or black skin would be more appropriate in our clims on earth., now think before you answer 
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And when Henry Hudson and his fellow "white" men showed up on the Mahicannituck, the natives, who could not explain the radical differences, first assumed they were "gods" or "devils."
Besides, how can anyone answer this? If I say just look at the people in Northern India, where the "Aryan" race was born, or how skin color lightens as you go north of the equator, you will simply answer that everyone lived south of the equator before the Nephilum caught "jungle fever" and began impregnating them, and then only allowed their lighter-skinned offspring to migrate north.
BTW, if the Nephilum were "giants" or "titans," how did those poor, petite (they were smaller than us back then, right?) human women handle them?
And, why is it my darker-skinned bretheren seem the ones more likely to have been "endowed" by giants? 
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11-02-2006, 07:23 PM
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Qurmudjin isn't there an animal you should be sacrificing somewhere or shouldn't you be getting prepared for that naked dance out in the wood...EWWWW...go pray to your anti christ and leave the christians alone.
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
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11-02-2006, 08:12 PM
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Machiavelli Incarnate
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thornbird
Qurmudjin isn't there an animal you should be sacrificing somewhere or shouldn't you be getting prepared for that naked dance out in the wood...EWWWW...go pray to your anti christ and leave the christians alone.
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
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Ever notice how the Q's of the world try soooo damn hard to convince themselves?
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11-02-2006, 08:14 PM
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And they run away when they lose a lot too 
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11-02-2006, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Thornbird
And they run away when they lose a lot too 
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A group with strong character. 
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11-02-2006, 10:14 PM
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No sacrifice needed...
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Originally Posted by Thornbird
Qurmudjin isn't there an animal you should be sacrificing somewhere or shouldn't you be getting prepared for that naked dance out in the wood...EWWWW...go pray to your anti christ and leave the christians alone.
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Just stay out of my woods and I'll stay out of yours. And how do you know we're naked if you weren't a bunch of voyeurs?
Actually, I'd probably get a lot more naked-time and illicit sex if I were to become an altar-boy...
Oh, and stop listening to that song! It will warp your mind!
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Hehetchetu. Wa uyun tinkte!
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11-02-2006, 10:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Qurmudjin
Just stay out of my woods and I'll stay out of yours. And how do you know we're naked if you weren't a bunch of voyeurs?
Actually, I'd probably get a lot more naked-time and illicit sex if I were to become an altar-boy...
Oh, and stop listening to that song! It will warp your mind!
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You really are sick aren't you? I gave you the chance to stay out of my woods, but you just moved a few steps away and shot your mouth off.
I thought you would like that song, since it was written about you.
I am surprised you aren't an alter boy,You seem like the personality type that would be into something like that, but then again, you would have to hang the crosses the other way. Although I see in your profile, the dress or the gown would be nothing for you to get use to.
Like I said...when I think someone is a troll, I grab all the imformation I can get sunshine

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