Love me or I'll torture you forever!!

Sir Les Patterson · #1 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 08:29 PM

At last the controversy is over. The infallible Fuhrer of the moral majority of Christinsanity has endorsed evilution!

Now all that remains is to convert or exterminate - preferably the latter - all the hillbillies in those heritical herpetology cults up in the Appalachians. Who think man was made outta mud and women are merely subhuman mutes and cum containers.

Jesus Catholic Christ Almighty! It ought to be self-evident, even to these one-eyebrowed inbreeds, that when it comes to salivation God is gonna go for the majority Caffliks, rather than a few dozen Nascar worshipping, sister fucking simpletons.

There is no way known any sane God wants to spend eternity being lectured on theology, and the finer points of porking your ugly-enough-to-spit-shit sister by a few dozen Elmer Gantryish turds like Bluedog. Caffliks know God is into cute little pre-teen girls in white wedding veils and lacy white confirmation dresses.

Far better to keep a few billion boozy laissez faire Caffliks kissing the feet of statues while God entraps an entirely new planet into pursuing intelligence - i.e. the "Original Sin" - so he can repeat the whole sickeningly narcisistic process and torture untold billions of its inhabitants forever.

CrankyYankee · #2 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 08:31 PM

Fix the link? page not found

Qurmudjin · #3 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 09:37 PM

Here's the correct link:

CNS STORY: God made pre-humans into people, Vatican newspaper says

God made pre-humans into people, Vatican newspaper says

By Carol Glatz
Catholic News Service

VATICAN CITY (CNS) -- While apes evolved naturally into pre-human creatures, it was the will and desire of God that turned them into humans, an article in the Vatican newspaper said ...

Sir Les Patterson · #4 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Qurmudjin

Here's the correct link:

CNS STORY: God made pre-humans into people, Vatican newspaper says

God made pre-humans into people, Vatican newspaper says

By Carol Glatz
Catholic News Service

VATICAN CITY (CNS) -- While apes evolved naturally into pre-human creatures, it was the will and desire of God that turned them into humans, an article in the Vatican newspaper said ...

That's the one, curmudgeon.

bluedog · #5 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Les Patterson

At last the controversy is over. The infallible Fuhrer of the moral majority of Christinsanity has endorsed evilution!

Now all that remains is to convert or exterminate - preferably the latter - all the hillbillies in those heritical herpetology cults up in the Appalachians. Who think man was made outta mud and women are merely subhuman mutes and cum containers.

Jesus Catholic Christ Almighty! It ought to be self-evident, even to these one-eyebrowed inbreeds, that when it comes to salivation God is gonna go for the majority Caffliks, rather than a few dozen Nascar worshipping, sister fucking simpletons.

There is no way known any sane God wants to spend eternity being lectured on theology, and the finer points of porking your ugly-enough-to-spit-shit sister by a few dozen Elmer Gantryish turds like Bluedog. Caffliks know God is into cute little pre-teen girls in white wedding veils and lacy white confirmation dresses.

Far better to keep a few billion boozy laissez faire Caffliks kissing the feet of statues while God entraps an entirely new planet into pursuing intelligence - i.e. the "Original Sin" - so he can repeat the whole sickeningly narcisistic process and torture untold billions of its inhabitants forever.

Indeed it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God -- Hebrews 10:31.

smart makes a comeback · #6 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Les Patterson

At last the controversy is over. The infallible Fuhrer of the moral majority of Christinsanity has endorsed evilution!

Now all that remains is to convert or exterminate - preferably the latter - all the hillbillies in those heritical herpetology cults up in the Appalachians. Who think man was made outta mud and women are merely subhuman mutes and cum containers.

Jesus Catholic Christ Almighty! It ought to be self-evident, even to these one-eyebrowed inbreeds, that when it comes to salivation God is gonna go for the majority Caffliks, rather than a few dozen Nascar worshipping, sister fucking simpletons.

There is no way known any sane God wants to spend eternity being lectured on theology, and the finer points of porking your ugly-enough-to-spit-shit sister by a few dozen Elmer Gantryish turds like Bluedog. Caffliks know God is into cute little pre-teen girls in white wedding veils and lacy white confirmation dresses.

Far better to keep a few billion boozy laissez faire Caffliks kissing the feet of statues while God entraps an entirely new planet into pursuing intelligence - i.e. the "Original Sin" - so he can repeat the whole sickeningly narcisistic process and torture untold billions of its inhabitants forever.

LOL...this is too perfect !

Let me guess...whats next, the big bang was God passing gas ???

This is the new trend in theology. Taka a concept they swore for decades and even centuries has no validity, and say "we knew it all along" and attribute it to "God"

And the most laughable part ?
the cult rank and file buys into it

oceanbreeze · #7 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 10:52 PM

Scary, I agree with everyone BUT bluedog.

CrankyYankee · #8 (**permalink**) 05-28-2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by smart makes a comeback

Let me guess...whats next, the big bang was God passing gas ???

Good concept. They might borrow it.....

Kinda works eh?

Qurmudjin · #9 (**permalink**) 05-29-2008, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by smart makes a comeback

Let me guess...whats next, the big bang was God passing gas ???

Yes! Magnificent observation!

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Originally Posted by CrankyYankee

Good concept. They might borrow it.....

Yes, they will!

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Originally Posted by CrankyYankee

Kinda works eh?

Yes, it does!

Sir Les Patterson · #10 (**permalink**) 05-29-2008, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bluedog

Indeed it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God -- Hebrews 10:31.

.....which succinctly sums up your real reason for grovellingly larruping De Lawd's turd encrusted Arab arse.

Even a born bullshit artist like you cleverly omits that you "love" De Lawd. Because you know it is intellectually, emotionally, and spiritually IMPOSSIBLE for a sane person to love such a utterly despicable prick as your Egypto-Judeo-Persian talisman.