Devil Worship

flatearther · #1 (**permalink**) 03-13-2008, 06:17 PM

In reality, all religions start out as Devil Worship, because of the universal truism: "Life’s a bitch, and then you die!" Therefore, it seems only reasonable to assume that when the wise ones of old came to the inescapable conclusion that some Super Being actually and deliberately created this mess – he had to be some very mean hombre indeed!

The standard method of coping with any cruel and powerful human tyrants is to make an attempt at mollifying them with lavish gifts and exaggerated flattery. The standard ploy is to emphasize their kindness and their generosity, in the fervent hope that they might actually become so through the force of suggestion and persuasion. This, basically, is what all worship is about – the offering of gifts and flattery in the hope of getting off the hit-list.

When read objectively, the Bible reveals Jehovah to be one real mean son-of-a-dude! Capricious, cruel, prepared to wipe the whole Human Race for some trifle like masturbation, yet simultaneously indulging to excess, a vicious psychotic thug like David, simply by virtue of his dancing around naked, praising this same God.

When we are suddenly faced with a savage dog, - one that we might wish to kill immediately if we had the means, we desperately say, instead, since we lack the means: "Nice dog! Good dog!" in the panic-stricken hope that it will let us live. We understand to, that faced with a savage God [ which is merely Dog spelled backwards] the same rule applies. The Biblical God [Isaiah] says: "I, the Lord God create all evil." They didn’t think he was a nice Being at all. They thought him to be a devil. They did not love Him [who could?] – they feared Him. Who wouldn’t?

In classical world folklore, the Devil is usually referred to politely as "Good Sir" or "Good Fellow", etc. in the hope that this will deflect his wrath. The ultimate in flattery for the Devil is to refer to him as "The Most High God!" which is what Christians, in particular, generally do, since it would be a bit pointless to worship a kind and loving God. Do we shower praise on kind and generous people? Of course not! We mock them for being naïve, gullible and silly. A truly kind and loving God would never dispatch us to Hell, no matter how naughty we were, therefore any worship would be an utterly pointless exercise.

Any gods that threatened to rival Jehovah, were referred to in diabolical terms. No doubt their worshippers reciprocated accordingly. The notion of a nice God is really somewhat a modern idea, though some heresies antedate it. Let’s say you lived in a culture where you were expected to worship a God portrayed as all good, yet who was plainly quite nasty - then told to resist the attractive temptations of a devil who was depicted as all bad – would you not expect to find a few rebels and heretics from time to time? Of course you would!

A number of Gnostic cults, such as "The Luciferians" decided that the Devil was really the principle of all that was good and that Jehovah, right down to his sandal-straps, represented all that was evil and not so nice. The Mediaeval Catholic Theologian, Meister Eckhart was involved in this Luciferian cult. The contemporary radical Dominican Catholic priest Father Matthew Fox claimed to channel the spirit of Eckhart and consistently taught those doctrines.

Therefore, whichever way you view it, both Christianity and Judaism have to be seen as Devil worshipping cults, for, they either worship a God they believe to be a devil, or they worship The Devil, believing him to be good. Some non-Christian religions have Gods that are good and evil simultaneously; yet it is really the element of evil that motivates worship. True, efforts have often been made to construct religions based on an all nice God, with no evil. Yet, sadly, they never get very far. Devil worship, it would seem, is really the only viable basis for a successful religion. Let us prey.

Joe Naborz · #2 (**permalink**) 03-14-2008, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by flatearther

When read objectively, the Bible reveals Jehovah to be one real mean son-of-a-dude! Capricious, cruel, prepared to wipe the whole Human Race for some trifle like masturbation, yet simultaneously indulging to excess, a vicious psychotic thug like David, simply by virtue of his dancing around naked, praising this same God.

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If you read the Bible objectively you can come to only one conclusion. God is evil...therefore Satan is just another name for God....imho

flatearther · #3 (**permalink**) 03-14-2008, 12:53 AM

Christ, Joe, this is like watching a great cosmic event. Two great minds coming into stationary orbit. Wonderful. Enjoy the Universe - that's all there is. Cheers!

cliffrocks · #4 (**permalink**) 03-22-2008, 01:25 AM

Sorry to FLAME on this mighty conflagration of minds But BEEOTCHES ,y'all need to unstrap them skullbongs long enough to recognize, The Devil , Pluto, Loki,
Hephaestus, These all are but a few names of Evil Gods, the men who invented the Good Gods Like Odin,Jehovah,etc... needed a scapegoat ,an evil god whom could make even clergy do bad things. Now we can clearly see why today's Pope Benedict ,for example let all them evil priests slide when they committed their lustful rapine on little alter boys. Satan had gotten through somehow. In a perfect world I suppose we could repudiate the senile Pope ,and put the heads of these pervert priests on a fucking pike. But NO.....telling folks Satan done it just smooths everything out. LMMFAO