Originally Posted by ONEWHITEDUCK

Sometime before 1975, an Aussie dude by the name of Charles Darwin decided (while he was in the bathroom smoking crack) that there must be a reason why humans look a bit like monkeys.

AND THEN THEY DID THIS ASSWIPE

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While man was made in God's image, human life was Sacred. When we agreed God was dead, we became expendable. That's why "Silent Wars" refers to us as "beasts of burden" and use the "Darwinian struggle" to justify enslavement and genocide.

Satan is not content to destroy us physically. He has a wager with God. Are we made in God's image or not? In order to win, he needs prove we are nothing but dumb animals = MONKEYS

YOU WERE LIED TO AND YOU ARE REPEATING A CUNT FAGGOT LIE

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HE WHO IS IN ME IS GREATER THAN YOU TOO

Originally Posted by CrankyYankee

How is recognizing that we cannot definitively answer that question a cop out?

Not believing in something that cannot be proven is stupid? How?

Originally Posted by sat

The Darwinian evolutionary theory is based on several unprovable hypotheses. The following paragraphs describe some of these concepts.

Originally Posted by satv365

Sometime before 1975, an Aussie dude by the name of Charles Darwin decided (while he was in the bathroom smoking crack) that there must be a reason why humans look a bit like monkeys. After thinking it through on the island of Fiji (the ganja there is wicked), he came up with a theory, calling it natural selection. According to this theory, give mother nature any lump of living cells, and an unlimited span of time, and she will develop those cells into Pauly Shore.


Darwin based his theory, in part, on some archaeological discoveries that took place in 1984. In those discoveries, a skull was found of a dude that looked, in technical terms, "really really weird." The archaeologists believed the skull looked more like a monkey than a human. They also decided to give him a fancy name, Homo erectus (Latin for "homosexual with a boner") Noisy protests erupted over evolution violently as religious people everywhere took exception to the idea that their one true God was not directly responsible for the creation of humans.

The Darwinian evolutionary theory is based on several unprovable hypotheses. The following paragraphs describe some of these concepts.

Mutation

Mutation happens when some cells go crazy, and start throwing out their boyfriend's shit and breaking stuff and calling up the day after in tears begging him to come back oh god I didn't mean it. In modern, developed creatures, mutations happen because of pollution, global warming, or "lasers." Although evolutionists point to mutation as one of natural selection's key mechanisms, practical experience suggests the opposite may be true.

Natural Selection as a creative force

The concept of Natural Selection as a creative force assumes that if your mom breeds five kids, nature will kill the stupid ones, and only the smart, strong, and cute ones will survive. Politicians, however, belie this fallacy every day. Everybody knows that only stupid and/or poor people breed. Smart people are too busy building wealth which they eventually hope will come in handy in putting the smackdown on the hordes of breeders when the revolution comes.

One problem with evolution is that dolphins do not build hospitals. If evolution is so smart, then how come there are no dolphin hospitals Mr. Smarty Scientist? Do you see any dolphins writing software? I don't see any dolphin congressmen, do you? That's right. Fuck dolphins.

Despite evolution's obvious shortcomings, there is one aspect of it that is self-evidently true. The human race appears to be embarking on a disastrous evolutionary path which is turning many otherwise ordinary, normal people into hideous, antisocial faggots who live in a certain habitat known as the Internet. These horrifying creatures are considerably less developed than their human predecessors, and they are believed to be the first step towards the extinction of mankind.