I make bbq briks in muh tostuh.

Heuh ha:

1. By a lof o 2 a whitey Wonder breah wheh yu get da chops at da stoh for bbqin.

2. Use inda bbq as nesessaruh to cook yo whitey chops til dey a delishus gohdeh brahn.

3. Drahn sayd chops in yummuh bbq sahs.

4. Stuf yo-all face teeuh yu fuh. (Veruh satusfyin!)

1a. O yeah, cook da ho fukin lof in da tostuh till it blak, blak, smokin blak. (Ahmos fogot da mos impotent paht. Dis go up top unduh 1.)

Wahnin: DO not buhn yo-all haus DAHN.

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