99.9 Percent of White Children Eat Their Boogers-Yuk!
That's right, a recent survey taken by anti-white trash scientists revealed that 99.9 percent of white children eat their boogers. Anti-white trash scientists stated that the white children did this the most when they were refused snacks by their parents, because it was too close to dinner time. Why, one little white girl even had to be rushed to the emergency room, and given a blood transfusion, because she had picked her nose soooo much, that she dug a hole in it the size of a dime, and her nose just kept bleeding profusely. One little white boy told the anti-white trash scientists that he loved eating his boogers right after he got over a cold, because they were still gooey, and slimmy-just the way he liked them-"oh yummy!", he said, "and my mommy even said that eating boogers would make me smarter too." Needless to say, the anti-white trash scientists recommended that the boys mother be stunned with a stun gun several times for being stupid.
Many white parents told anti-white trash scientists that they were tired of scrubbing booger ridden fingerprints off the back of their car seats, where their booger eating children had their hands on them. Why, one white mother who was a school teacher even went to school with a huge booger stuck to the back of her dress. She didn't even know it was their until a bunch of little white children grabbed the back of her dress, and fought over which one of them was going to get to eat the big fat juicy booger off of their beloved teachers dress. Why, even the school cafateria served booger burgers on special occasions for all the little white children to enjoy.
So, for all of you blacks and minorities wondering when that little white kid you see at the store with boogers flowing out of his/her nostrils is going to blow their nose-well, they are not going to blow their nose, they are going to wait until they either get bored in the store, or when they are riding home to their trailor park in their parents car, then they are going to munch on these little green, slimmy boogers. So, beware and look for boogers on all items you buy in the store. LoL!
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