Hello smelly, lazy niggers
This Thred Fo Sale! Askin onluh $200,000. State an fedruh financin avalable!
Tha's rite. Dis thred, "Hello smelly, lazy niggers" is nah fo sale by ownuh -- ME. It nice to. Noboda botha yu heah, brutha. It peesfuh as da Kenya cuntraside afta evrabody ded! No sound but da babblin flash flood n da distan sound a hiennas. Relaks! Do yo thing cause it unzond! Wit unlimutted roo fo grote dat let yu do anuthin yu want!
Yu can' pass dis up.
Wut bout da address, Hello smelly, lazy niggers? I glad yu ask. Dat onluh ta scah peepo off ta presuv yo privosay, li da sine, "Bewah O Pitbulls Cause Ownuh Mickel Vick And He Ahredy Kilt Da Fukin Dogs."
Wut dat meen is dat yu don' haf to invite no "smelly, lazy niggers"!! Yu can do anuthin yu wan wit dis thred -- li post wut yo-all did las Sataday nite, o wut yu think o whitey wimen in Cohvets, o how all da fukin crackas gonna be sold in Afrika nex yeah.
Powuh: Instahd! (I ah dun heah.)
Lites: Instahd! (howevuh, abaht 2 W on avage)
Heat: Instahd! (lots an lots an lots of it!)
AC: Instahd!
Gahbage: FREE! (Man, yu can litta heah li it yo fukin livin room! Cum on - Live like whitey pigs fo a change!)
Is it realah onluh $200,000? Good kweschun! O man, yu a smaht one. Hmm... Hmm... hmm... hmm.
Actualluh, it kwalify fo 100% fedruh and state "Save The Negroes" financin, so dat if yu kwalify, wich yu weeul if yu can spit an wak at da same time, yo aktuah cost onluh be like $1.29. Dah res get pickt up by da govmen, wich is gilty, gilty, gilty o racissm an slavra an will nevah be abuh to repare all da damage it has dun to po blak fok dat beeult dis cuntra, aman. An ahso da Bank O Hayta.
But WTF yu cauh? Yu fynla doin yo thing, rite? Jes take it easuh. Fe-los-o-fize wit yo supereeuh blak wizdum. Tuhn yo supereeuh blak mind loos fo da goo o mankind, aman.
Bes paht, howevuh, yu will be hepin a brutha pay fo da fukin privat dik dat lookin fo my boy Thakuku, so I can keel im. Yu no how dat shit go. Dat his picture, by the way. Not me. If yu hapun t see him, tell him daddy ben reah, reah worraed an ahso got a reah, reah big suhprise when he cum bak home.
So ... ... If yo-all intested in buyin dis thred an freein yo-all sole, post below. Se-ee-us byuhs onluh, plees.
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