A guy goes into a new bar to check it out. The bartender asks him his IQ. Confused, he answers "155 but why do you want to know?" Bartender answers "That will determine who his waitress will be." Girl brings his drink and starts to discuss Quantum Physics.

Next day he goes back and tells the bartender his IQ is "100." Girl brings his drink and starts to talk baseball.

Third day he goes in and tells the bartender his IQ is "50." Girl brings his drink and reminds him to vote Dem on Tuesday.

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How soon do we get our rebates, free health care, lower taxes, better schools, and cheap energy?

You are gonna pay for that Dizzy

A Democrat is stopped by the police for speeding. Do you have any I.D. ask the cop

Bout wat says the Dem