got a pic. This should be fun

Not really. A football bat (to my knowledge, anyway) does not exist. It is an expression often stated by my dad. He always said that if there was such a thing, it would be pretty queer.

My dad has a dozen of these sayings.

He does not have all his dogs barking at once.

It is not a bad thing to lose your train of thought, but when you lose the tracks that your train of thought is supposed to run on...

He is a taco and a tamale short of a combination plate.

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Gix a hole lick r u gay too?

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_4597552

The Pastors accuser failed the polygraph.

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why would he resign if he had not been getting his fudge packed?

If it is all over for the left, I guess we are left with the right-wing christian males having sex with men and boys, the president swearing to uphold the constitution while robbing us of our rights, and the whole Republican government destroying the middle class. Bye America; it was good while it lasted.

Your plane leaves in one hour. Don't miss it!!

Hmmm...Scoody where did you miss that the Evangelical Baptist Church strictly INTERPRETS the Bible as to saying that ANY homosexual activity is and abomination? This guy leads a congregation that is STRICT this way. How the hell did you get to the step of saying this? Your little argument is full of contradications here...where do I start...how the hell did you come up with this stuff?

Could you tell us all exactly what rights you have lost?

Evidently free speech and dissent are still intact.