Shit Throwing Libs Banned In Denver

Obama's Empty Suit · #21 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 09:00 AM

'Feces Stash' discovered; intended for use against police at DNC convention...

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Much like their counter parts in this community; seething, red-faced, mental-midget, democRat supporters throw feces and urine as the first weapon of choice in lieu of reasonable debate.

DNC concerns: Did protesters plan to throw urine?

DENVER (KJCT) -- A new kind of warning has come up about protesters gearing up for the Democratic National Convention.

Denver firefighters have learned of a house full of urine being stored to throw at police. An internal memo is warning first responders that disgusting acts are a significant concern.

Protesters in other cities have used urine and feces filled balloons to throw at police and there are concerns that could happen during the Democratic National Convention in Denver.

Denver City Councilman Doug Linkhart has proposed an ordinance to keep protesters from carrying the so called urine bombs or other liquids in the protest areas.

But--representatives from the group Recreate 68, dismisses the concerns.

"They are doing their best to make people afraid of us, to make people afraid to be anywhere near us," Said Recreate 68 spokesperson Mark Cohen.

An internal memo from Denver Health and Human Resources is warning first responders about the risks of being exposed to certain bodily fluids.

The group which is planning major protests at the convention, say police are releasing the information to make people afraid of them and to discourage people from protesting.

toxic · #22 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 09:24 AM

Buckets full of shit discovered to be Republican lunch pails.

McCain considers Paris Hilton for VP spot.

Stories developing.

J04miller · #23 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by toxic

Buckets full of shit discovered to be Republican lunch pails.

McCain considers Paris Hilton for VP spot.

Stories developing.

That's the best you could do?

Obama's Empty Suit · #24 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 09:46 AM

Apparently, (if other recent protests are any indication) there are valid concerns for shit flying in Denver.

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Shitstorm

Fists and feces fly as Muni raises fares
By Jim Straub

At about 8 a.m. Sept. 1, half a dozen grumpy bus riders waited impatiently at a Third Street bus stop for the 15 Muni bus to arrive – and to pay an extra quarter to ride it. The fare hike, to $1.50, is one facet of Muni's plan to plug a $57 million budget shortfall.

A dedicated crew of radicals hoped to short-circuit the austerity measures by convincing the masses not to give Muni their money by going on a "fare strike."

"The costs shouldn't be borne by working-class riders alone," said Aaron Johnson, one of the organizers of the fare strike. "If some decide not to pay, we hope to cost Muni enough money that they have to reevaluate their plans."

Though Johnson and pals hoped for widespread civil disobedience, what materialized was a modicum of chaos at a handful of bus stops in the Mission District, where fists, and, in at least one case, feces, flew.

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When the 14 bus pulled up a little after 11 a.m., a horde of passengers rushed its entrance while Muni security announced testily, "You must pay the new fare or have a real transfer to ride. It may not be right for it to go up, but if you don't pay the full fare, we will take you off!" while a few in the crowd shouted "You lie!" and "No pagamos!" Despite warnings, some elderly passengers could be seen stepping onto the bus and handing the driver an icy stare instead of any fare or transfer.

Meanwhile, across the street a crowd of people was attempting to sneak through the back doors of another bus, only to be blocked by a female Muni security guard. When one strike sympathizer attempted to push his way past her, a scuffle erupted, which quickly became a fistfight between the striker and guard. With the two punching each other in a tangled crowd, the fight became a melee that was broken up only when the striker attempted to flee. As he walked briskly up Mission Street, what looked like a gang of Muni goons followed, taunting him for hitting a woman and trying to hold him back until police could arrive.

If a whiff of pandemonium was in the air, onlookers at the scene began to notice another strange stench. The fleeing striker managed to shake his pursuers temporarily by hysterically pulling his pants off to reveal a lower body covered in shit. Apparently he had crapped his pants in fear when the fight had started, and now, as security workers gagged and onlookers' eyes widened in disbelief, he began wielding his brown ass as a weapon to ward off apprehension. "Oh my god, he did not just do that!" one person shouted as the fleeing striker began shitting all over a nearby wall, on the sidewalk, and even on a few extremely displeased security workers. Whether it was insanity, panic, or creative civil disobedience, the guy's tactics worked – security was too stunned or disgusted to grab him, and he made his getaway. He was, however, arrested a block away by a very unhappy police officer wearing some very large sanitary gloves.

Elsewhere in the city, most bus lines rolled on.

Celtic Raven · #25 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sachem

I believe it is the pissee, no the pisser, who has the fetish.

Ahhhhh...an expert steps up!

LCOF · #26 (**permalink**) 08-07-2008, 12:00 AM

I guess Pelosi, the Cape Cod Orca, Reid, Lardass Murtha to name just a few will undoubtably have to enter the city in disguise. They are individually a "bucket of shit in their own right". I'd have to guess it takes a world class shit pitcher to hurl the likes of the Cape Cod Orca, or the Lard ass Murtha. But Stretch Pelosi, should be an easy toss.

Celtic Raven · #27 (**permalink**) 08-07-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by toxic

Buckets full of shit discovered to be Republican lunch pails.

McCain considers Paris Hilton for VP spot.

Stories developing.

Heres your Assicon, Retard!

(_?_)

reccles44 · #28 (**permalink**) 08-07-2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Obama's Empty Suit

'Feces Stash' discovered; intended for use against police at DNC convention...

Just how the hell do they get the crap into the balloons anyway? And who is responsible for blowing them up after they are filled with crap? And who even came up with such disgusting ideas? And have you ever seen conservatives act in this manor? I think not.
And the Liberals are the enlightened ones???