I watched about an hour of Fox newsâ€¦LMAO

smart makes a comeback · #1 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 05:20 PM

I figured I should tune in too see if faux noise had gotten any better,,,it hadn’t, it is in fact, a bigger joke then ever

It is truly laughable.
If you didn’t know better, you would honestly think it was a satire mocking the right wing

Start with the “personalities“…..hahahahahahahahaha !!!!

Nothing but aqua net, pastel eye shadow, mute red lipstick suits and ties one might expect to see at a convention of RV insurance salesman, and haircuts that would have been right in style at the Jr prom in 1954
Total dorks, obviously dressed and made up to appeal to olode white men with sticks up their ass, white trailer trash, suburban zombies and general misfits (IE, the GOP base)

It gets worse…MUCH worse

Some of the topics:

Equating pesticides poisoning penguins in Antarctica, with using DDT to “save lives” in Africa. The possibility that anthrax attacks were conducted by “foreign” governments (clearly implying the idiot notion it was Iraq) And LOL…a government bailout program for SUV owners. (I swear, I am not joking)

In a later segment, Freddie “beetle” Barnes looked on in terror when Mort Kondracke correctly (Go figure) stated that all the talk about Obamkas shift to the right, was total nonsense (He will no doubt get slapped on the wrist for that later

Barnes quickly “clarified” Kondrake’s statement for him, meeting the clear anti Obama agenda

The script….almost hard to believe they are serious

It is so clearly dumbed down to a 5th grade intellect and comprehension level, it is not even possible for them to disguise it, so they don’t even bother to try

Long winded rhetorical set up questions, designed to sum up a complex issue so an oblivious idiot can get the designed implication, followed by a half baked bullshit response from a right wing political hack with e fabricated bio, designed to give the impression they are something other then professional GOP nut huggers.

All accompanied (LMAO) by moronic captions at the foot of the screen, written for those with IQs at or below 80

It is no wonder….the people who take in a steady diet of this, are flaming imbeciles

rob · #2 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 05:27 PM

Why should anyone care where you get your news? Whatever happened to reporting the news and letting us decide what it means?

Back Atcha · #3 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 05:29 PM

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Nothing but aqua net, pastel eye shadow, mute red lipstick suits and ties one might expect to see at a convention of RV insurance salesman, and haircuts that would have been right in style at the Jr prom in 1954
Total dorks, obviously dressed and made up to appeal to olode white men with sticks up their ass, white trailer trash, suburban zombies and general misfits (IE, the GOP base)

What? No mullets?

Back Atcha · #4 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by rob

Why should anyone care where you get your news? Whatever happened to reporting the news and letting us decide what it means?

Apparently we weren't at each others throats enough under that model.

smart makes a comeback · #5 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rob

Why should anyone care where you get your news? Whatever happened to reporting the news and letting us decide what it means?

Well...clearly, Fox has dropped even the pretense of objectivity
Anyone who says that there is a comparable left leaning major news outlet, in terms of bias is dreaming

Teak · #6 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rob

Why should anyone care where you get your news? Whatever happened to reporting the news and letting us decide what it means?

That practice died with Edward R. Murrow.

Still Dizzy · #7 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smart makes a comeback

I figured I should tune in too see if faux noise had gotten any better,,,it hadn’t, it is in fact, a bigger joke then ever

All accompanied (LMAO) by moronic captions at the foot of the screen, written for those with IQs at or below 80

Going too fast for you, was it? No wonder you were upset!

Sir Les Patterson · #8 (**permalink**) 07-05-2008, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smart makes a comeback

I figured I should tune in too see if faux noise had gotten any better,,,it hadn’t, it is in fact, a bigger joke then ever

It is truly laughable.
If you didn’t know better, you would honestly think it was a satire mocking the right wing

Start with the “personalities“…..hahahahahahahahaha !!!!

Nothing but aqua net, pastel eye shadow, mute red lipstick suits and ties one might expect to see at a convention of RV insurance salesman, and haircuts that would have been right in style at the Jr prom in 1954
Total dorks, obviously dressed and made up to appeal to olode white men with sticks up their ass, white trailer trash, suburban zombies and general misfits (IE, the GOP base)

It gets worse…MUCH worse

Some of the topics:

Equating pesticides poisoning penguins in Antarctica, with using DDT to “save lives” in Africa. The possibility that anthrax attacks were conducted by “foreign” governments (clearly implying the idiot notion it was Iraq) And LOL…a government bailout program for SUV owners. (I swear, I am not joking)

In a later segment, Freddie “beetle” Barnes looked on in terror when Mort Kondracke correctly (Go figure) stated that all the talk about Obamkas shift to the right, was total nonsense (He will no doubt get slapped on the wrist for that later

Barnes quickly “clarified” Kondrake’s statement for him, meeting the clear anti Obama agenda

The script….almost hard to believe they are serious

It is so clearly dumbed down to a 5th grade intellect and comprehension level, it is not even possible for them to disguise it, so they don’t even bother to try

Long winded rhetorical set up questions, designed to sum up a complex issue so an oblivious idiot can get the designed implication, followed by a half baked bullshit response from a right wing political hack with e fabricated bio, designed to give the impression they are something other then professional GOP nut huggers.

All accompanied (LMAO) by moronic captions at the foot of the screen, written for those with IQs at or below 80

It is no wonder….the people who take in a steady diet of this, are flaming imbeciles

You forgot the almost crotch shots the token Bimbo's keep giving the trailer trash masturbators to keep them captive for their daily brainwashing.

(BTW, my ex business partner's name was Jukka Koistinen

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