Yes, that's right, you have choices, REGARDLESS of what the MSM tells you!
To heck with Obama, his mentor is a Christian.
Hillary? Please. She bonked her mentor into suicide, after all!
McCain? Obviously a Manchurian Candidate who was tortured and indoctrinated by Commie Pinko godless small yellow people with superior long-term strategeries!
Strategeratory. Stratajism. Whatever. Anyway.
Yes, you have choices!
You should probably vote for at least three of them once out of pity if nothing else, it's your obligation as Americans.
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That's right, kids. Study them all. Research them. There are interviews, links to the campaign sites and much more! You too can pick the complete whackjob that best fits your narrowly defined chad-punching proclivities.
I find Mr. Grimes to be an interesting option worthy of consideration.
But that's just me, because I'm a (according to those on the right) a fascist! oh oops i mean a traitor or a commie...right! moving along here.
Socialists, no problem! (well, slight problem, you have two competing parties)
Greens! Disadvantaged. Your potential candidate Ms. McKinney, has already been in Congress. That's not a plus these days, but you could always lean toward Mr. Johnson!
Libertarians, vote Gravel! crap those other goofballs, I just loved the rock video.
Or the tv huckster, Mr. Root is always an option if you enjoy infomercials.
Somebody must enjoy them, so there's a big constituency there.
New American Independent Party! If you're following this guy, give up and buy a gerbil.
Prohibition Party! Yessssss! Where's Lizzy Borden when you need her?
Oh well, he'll do.
Socialist Party! Wow! Stunning choice, and military no less! ("green party endorsed") no less!
Socialist Workers Party! What? Work?
Piss off.
Nader supporters! Ooops, I slapped you like the clueless flies you were back then, and I've been proven right, so go ahead, you ignorant twits.
Mulling over all the options, one can easily come to two conclusions:
1. We're pretty much screwed.
2. We're hiring a face when we vote now. Nothing else. On the up side, any of these will be better than the current useless piece of crap.
Sheeple baaah baah Cud-Chewers Awake!
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