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12-11-2007, 08:23 PM
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Basharp1 Runs For President
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I decided to run.................... Ahhhh come on guys this is going to be great................... White House here we come guys. I'm going to run on
1. deficit spending; your grandkids can pay for it
2. affirmative action; special privledges for the few equal access for none
3. Zionism only for Israel; I've got my beenie on already dudes
4. policing the world; so they won't do, what we do, it's only good for America, if some one else does it it's TERRORISM
5. exporting everything, heck with an America first policy
6. I love the Fed, keep printing money dudes, I want to feed the rich at the cost of the masses. I can hang out with thouse guys man.
this is going to be great come on guys
7. If your skin is darker than mine, I'm whiter then hell, we will continue a foreign policy of bombing the shit out of ya. It will be like the 4th of July every day dudes.
Ohhh...................I cant.............wait
"Respect my authority" Cartman
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"I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us, that the less we use our power the greater it will be." Thomas Jefferson
"The conservative movement has been hijacked and turned into a globalist, interventionist, open borders ideology, which is not the conservative movement I grew up with." Pat Buchanan
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"
Thomas Jefferson
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12-11-2007, 08:47 PM
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Machiavelli Incarnate
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Who are you though--Giant Duche or Turd Sandwich?
Cartman/Kenny in 08!
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12-12-2007, 07:36 AM
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The Sad thing is ................You'd probably win with that platform.
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12-12-2007, 08:35 PM
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My vice-president is as follows:
I think I can control him more than he controlling me. hmmmm..hmmm. sorry but here it goes. I'll make sure he wears a suit and stuff for interviews. hmmm..............hmmmm
YouTube - Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P.
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"I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us, that the less we use our power the greater it will be." Thomas Jefferson
"The conservative movement has been hijacked and turned into a globalist, interventionist, open borders ideology, which is not the conservative movement I grew up with." Pat Buchanan
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"
Thomas Jefferson
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12-12-2007, 11:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by basharp1
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, I decided to run.................... Ahhhh come on guys this is going to be great................... White House here we come guys. I'm going to run on
1. deficit spending; your grandkids can pay for it
2. affirmative action; special privledges for the few equal access for none
3. Zionism only for Israel; I've got my beenie on already dudes
4. policing the world; so they won't do, what we do, it's only good for America, if some one else does it it's TERRORISM
5. exporting everything, heck with an America first policy
6. I love the Fed, keep printing money dudes, I want to feed the rich at the cost of the masses. I can hang out with thouse guys man.
this is going to be great come on guys
7. If your skin is darker than mine, I'm whiter then hell, we will continue a foreign policy of bombing the shit out of ya. It will be like the 4th of July every day dudes.
Ohhh...................I cant.............wait
"Respect my authority" Cartman
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The National Socialist Party already has a candidate.
VOTE JOHN TAYLOR BOWLES FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008
I heard he is polling around 98% among meth users.
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12-12-2007, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dom1
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Laughs!
Uh, but do they vote?
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12-12-2007, 11:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrankyYankee
Laughs!
Uh, but do they vote?
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Ummm . . . yeah, but they have trouble figuring out the ballots . . . like some people in Florida.
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12-13-2007, 12:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrankyYankee
Laughs!
Uh, but do they vote?
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If they do, its more than the vast majority of Americans do.
America ranks 139 out of 171 countries that vote. Not very impressive for a country that shoves democracy down peoples throats.
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The dark underbelly of America contains numerous warts, boils, and cancerous tumors, inflicted by that loathsome grimoire of madness that our world has become.
Well, I'm FedUp and I'm not taking it any more!
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12-13-2007, 09:06 AM
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I'm hitting Republican strong holds today here in Kansas and Missouri. Kansas a traditional Republican state should be a cake walk. Just talk $$$$$$$$$$$$ and your in the club. Missouri, thats where those meth users come into play, see at one point Independence, MO was the nations Meth capital of the nation. So much for the place where Truman "the buck stops here" I'll nuke ya lived. I'm going to run on concentration camps there and free the public from all those meth users, do some waterboarding and make em tell me the truth about what barn they made it in.
"respect my authority" Cartman
Cartman/Kenny 08
If it ain't broke, we'll break it for ya.
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now thats a slogan
its going to be great dudes    
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"I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us, that the less we use our power the greater it will be." Thomas Jefferson
"The conservative movement has been hijacked and turned into a globalist, interventionist, open borders ideology, which is not the conservative movement I grew up with." Pat Buchanan
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"
Thomas Jefferson
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