This quack for duck is AJ Foyt's luck.
Man walks into a bar where a crowd has gathered to watch a duck tap dancing on an inverted bowl.
Man says to bartender, "I'll give you a thousand dollars for that dancing duck."
Man leaves with duck and bowl, and heads for show business.
Man returns a month later and asks bartender why the duck won't dance.
Bartender says, "Did you light the candle?"
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