Duckitty Do-Dah, Duckitty Yea. 6
Duck waddles into a bar. "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says, "No grapes, just drinks, now get out!"
Ducks waddles into the bar the next day. "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says, "I told you yesterday, no grapes, just drinks, now get out!"
Ducks waddles in the next day. "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says, "You come in here one more time and ask me that, I'm going to nail your beak to the bar. Now get out!"
Duck waddles in the next day, "Got a hammer?"
Bartender replies, "NO FRIGGIN HAMMER!"
Duck says, "Oh good. Got any grapes?"
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