Can You love a duck

sachem · #11 (**permalink**) 06-04-2008, 02:23 PM

Dirty minded boy.

oceanbreeze · #12 (**permalink**) 06-04-2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by J04miller

I've tried cuddling a "duck", but then it turns around and bites me in the ass.

Me,too, even when unprovoked.

jebe · #13 (**permalink**) 06-04-2008, 02:34 PM

when i turned 18 my dad told me, " son, take the farm vehicle into town and have a good time". well i had this pet mallard who i was told, hatched the very same day i was born. he'd follow me everywhere. so we jumped into the farm vehicle and headed into the " big city ". we entered this one building that had neon signs in every window, and pretty girls hanging all over the place. the old woman at the front told me to go to room #18. so when i had entered she told me the fee was a jackson. i offered her my mallard instead. i made her feel so good she offered him back ifn id do it agin. as i walked to the curb to get into the farm vehicle, the mallard kept on walking into the road. a semi drove by and POP! i started crying cause my good buddy was a puddle of splat. the semi driver stopped, looked down and offerred me all the money in his wallet after i told him my buddy also turned 18 this very day too. when i got home my father asked me, " son, how was life in the big city? " " well dad ", i said, " i got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty bucks for a fucked up duck. "

J04miller · #14 (**permalink**) 06-04-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by oceanbreeze

Me,too, even when unprovoked.

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ONEWHITEDUCK · #15 (**permalink**) 06-04-2008, 05:38 PM

REO SPEEDWAGON - BLAZIN' YOUR OWN TRAIL AGAIN LYRICS

Moggy · #16 (**permalink**) 06-06-2008, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jebe

when i turned 18 my dad told me, " son, take the farm vehicle into town and have a good time". well i had this pet mallard who i was told, hatched the very same day i was born. he'd follow me everywhere. so we jumped into the farm vehicle and headed into the " big city ". we entered this one building that had neon signs in every window, and pretty girls hanging all over the place. the old woman at the front told me to go to room #18. so when i had entered she told me the fee was a jackson. i offered her my mallard instead. i made her feel so good she offered him back ifn id do it agin. as i walked to the curb to get into the farm vehicle, the mallard kept on walking into the road. a semi drove by and POP! i started crying cause my good buddy was a puddle of splat. the semi driver stopped, looked down and offerred me all the money in his wallet after i told him my buddy also turned 18 this very day too. when i got home my father asked me, " son, how was life in the big city? " " well dad ", i said, " i got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty bucks for a fucked up duck. "

Thats a fucken funny story, LOL.