RE:
Domestic violence...
YOU STUPID ASSHOLE......TRYING TO PLAY HERO.......YOU'RE LUCKY THE WOMAN DIDN'T STICK A SHIV IN YA..........ya asswipe :-)
I had a girlfriend once that turned into just a friend.....and started going out with an asshole who beat her............SO.....I had a talk with her :-I
AT THAT TIME I was studying Karate and ju-jitsu and asked her if she'd like me to intervene (she was sporting quite a black eye :-(
BUT......she made me promise not to touch him.....she was in love with him :-(
go figure :-I
ANYHOOT....he musta had somebody spying on her that reported back that she had met me......ALONE.......and we were TALKING........OH NO :-(
SO HE CONFRONTED ME ABOUT IT........WITH A GANG OF HIS "FRIENDS".......LOOKING FOR A FIGHT..........so KNOWING there was no way......not even with marshal arts, I was gonna fight this guy and his gang......I GOT RIGHT IN HIS FACE AND DECLARED
"I GOT NO FIGHT WITH YOU......BESIDES.....YOUR GIRLFRIEND MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH YOU"........THEN I GAVE HIM A REAL DIRTY LOOK LIKE I WANTED TA KILL HIM AND STUCK MY JAW OUT........which he promptly smacked........but I took the hit and kept standing........and yelled right back as I tuned the other cheek.........GO AHEAD YA COWARD WOMAN BEATER.........HIT ME AGAIN YA PUSSY ........and he did :-(
this time I went down HARD......landed on my back pocket in which I was carrying a colt hamerless .32 automatic..........GOD THAT HURT.....landing on that chunk O steel........I think it hurt worse than the punch.......but I stayed down till they walked away satisfied I was hurt.......and I didn't back shoot him :-I
BUT I DID TRY TO HIRE SOME GUYS TO FUCK HIM UP.....(that way I wouldn't actually be touching him ;-)...but after they found out WHY I wanted him fucked up.......THEY DID IT FOR FREE :-)
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs: the straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day, the nasty old wolf came to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down!"...and he did.
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Let me in, please! The wolf blew my house down."...So, the stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up at the stick pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down."...And he did.
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in! The wolf blew our houses down and we're scared!" So, the brick pig let them in. The wolf came to them again and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down."
While the wolf was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig were scared. The brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend. A few minutes passed, and all of a sudden, this big, black stretch limo drove up. Out came this huge pig in a pin- striped suit. The pig came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Then, he left the wolf for dead, got back into his limo, and drove off.
The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed. They asked the brick pig, "Who was that?" The brick pig said, "That was the guinea pig."
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