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Originally Posted by THE WATCHER
HEY FED-UP.......is that you DAVE........I thought we had you all fixed :-I
I SWEAR TA GOD.......I was up on this mountain in No. Cal. overseeing the building of a lake and a cabin for my sisters husband who had a tree fall on him and was sporting a broken shoulder :-I
WELL ANYWAY......there were several other camps on this here mountain and BAREFOOT DAVE was wearing out his welcome at all of them by being a Beer Mooch......and just down and outright DEPRESSING :-(
SO ONE NIGHT ME AND DAVE HAD IT OUT AT MY CAMP........WE STARTED YELLING AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT AND WENT ON SOME 4 HOURS OR MORE :-(
IT WAS LIKE HE WAS POSSESED BY A DOZEN DEMONS........FINALLY I TOLD HIM I'D GIVE HIM A BEER IF HE'D GO AWAY ( I'm amazed I didn't kill him :-I
BUT ANYWAY AGAIN..........I WAS STILL SO PISSED OFF AFTER HE LEFT THAT I NAILED SOME BOARDS TOGETHER IN THE SHAPE OF A CROSS.......AND USING A TUBE OF BLACK TARPAPER GLUE I WROTE IN BIG BOLD LETTERS ON THE CROSS
"FUCK YOU DAVE- JESUS IS KING"
AND NAILED IT UP ON THE CABIN :-(
The next morning everybody from all the camps thought it was HILARIOUS......except for one joker who was a bible thumper and said he wasn't gonna work on the cabin no more unless I took the cross down :-I
I TOLD HIM TO SHOVE THE FUCK OFF THEN.........I WAS A EUCHARISTIC MINISTER AND I CONSECRATED THIS CHURCH TILL DAVE STOPS STEALING BEER :-(
It was some months later I had learned that DAVE had had an AWAKENING :-I
ya just never know.....till ya find out ;-)
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ANOTHER CHARACTER I MET UP ON THAT MOUNTAIN WAS WHITEY :-)
Whitey was an older gentleman of local Indian descent..(not hoopa.....ummm the ones on the Klamouth........and at one time was assigned to a Speacil Forces K9 unit in South Korea :-I
Whitey had this little dog who rode in a plastic crate strapped to the front of Whitey's 4 wheeler :-(
GOD THAT WAS A NASTY LITTLE DOG.......BUT SINCE I WAS DOING MOST THE COOKING....I was usually always up before first light with coffee going....I soon had that little shit dog wrapped around my fingers :-I
WELL.....at least so's he'd let me ride behind whitey so's we's could go deer poach....errrrr......I mean deer hunting :-O
Whitey told me some pretty interesting stories.......that sounded much Truer than the Stories LES KENNY told me :-O
LES KENNY IS A HOOPA INDIAN.......WHO IS A STORY ALL TO HIMSELF :-)
Another Character :-)
Oh the drama of it all! 
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