DEATH BY OVERMIGRATION OF DEAD DUCKS :-I
Death By Overimmigration
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BUTT....ehehehehehe I'M NOT WORRIED
I GOT ST. PADDY WITH ME
Joke of the Day
Originally Posted by Lookagain
HAPPY ST. PADDYS DAY:-)
Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his
telephone rings.
"Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at
the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that
we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, "This is indeed important news! How big
isyour army?"
"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself,
me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts
team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Chirac paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have
100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Begoora!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Chirac, the war is
still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Chirac asks.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."
Chirac sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks
and
5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to
150,000 since we last spoke."
"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Chirac, the war is still
on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie
McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and
four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"
Chirac was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell
you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military
bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr.
Chirac! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."
"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Chirac. "Why the sudden change
of heart?"
"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness,
and decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 prisoners
Ther very next day The French President, is sitting in his office when his
telephone rings.
"Hallo, Mr. Chirac!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at the pub agin"
"Well, Paddy," Chirac replied, what can you be calling a bout now.
"WELL it seems that my Granny Knows an Aunt Sadie who talks ta her fathers GHOST, and this ghost tell her that some character in the states named LOOKAGAIN.....has gone and raised all the ghosts from the dead BY CHRIST, so I canacted this fella through Sadies Ghost...and he's joined forces with us.
He says we can have ALL the dearly departed Ghosts we want to wage this war ;-)
YouTube - Doctor Who - Army of Ghosts : TEASER
YouTube - Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts Trailer
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