Thread: Rudolph Re-Visited

In keeping with the holiday spirit, it is my pleasure to share this Christmas classic (that I wrote,back in the day) with you:

RUDOLPH the JIVE-ASS REINDEER

You know Dasher and Dancer
On deck in the slammer
Along with Donder and Blitzen;
Cupid and Comet
Jes shiver an’ vomit
An’ two of our reindeer
Is missin’….

-They was last seen havin’ a ball
With the funkiest reindeer of all………..

(Hit it maestro !)

Rudolph the Jive-ass Reindeer
Had a lord-almighty “Fro”:
Stood a yard above his antlers-
Shape jes like a pie-to-go

All of the other reindeer
Use to knock on Rudolph’s door:
Buyin’ coke and smack and marijuana,
Lordy, you should see them soar !

Then one messed up Christmas Eve
Ol Santa dropped a dime :
“My reindeer jes too high to fly –
I can’t get to work on time !”

Now the cops are huntin’ Rudolph :
PETA an’ the DEA –
They say, if they ever catch him
They gonna lock his ass away !!

Whatever will I do on Chrstmas Eve?

Originally Posted by Santa Claus

Whatever will I do on Chrstmas Eve?

Fuck Rudolph, that is what I do on Christmas Eve.

No wonder he does drugs !

Ummm...wow. Too much creepy in this thread, for me.