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07-05-2008, 01:48 PM
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A Book By Fed Up American
Fed Up American has just released his NEW ebook.
To Serve and Protect? - MY ASS! A practical guide to dealing with law enforcement.
To Serve and Protect My Ass by Fed Up American (Book) in Law
What rights do you have as a citizen when dealing with police?
Now I know all you inbred STUPID republicunt nut sack lickers will be needing the information contained in this book soon. Since you are all criminals that are TRYING to survive your eminent extinction.
Priced at only $5, even STUPID republicunts can afford a copy.
And its written so even YOU idiots can understand it.
But sorry, no pictures to color. (like the books you morons are used to)
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07-05-2008, 05:52 PM
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Political Guru
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i throw books in the garbage
Especially when written or about liberals.
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07-05-2008, 05:59 PM
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" i throw books in the garbage"
Can't read???????
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07-05-2008, 06:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ianastburyilove
i throw books in the garbage
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That's the dumbest thing I've seen this week on AWE (excluding wow of course).
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07-05-2008, 06:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FedUpAmerican
Fed Up American has just released his NEW ebook.
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You wrote a book?  Can't be more than three pages. Anything longer and you would have to hit the donuts wouldn't you fat ass? 
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07-05-2008, 06:57 PM
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First of all the title screams "gay fantasy sex fiction".
Second, the day I take law advice from retards... nevermind, aint' gonna happen
Third, the day I give one red cent to a moron bent on keeping America at each others throats to profit from it... nevermind, that'll never happen either.
I've got a suggestion for your next book though...
"How I sold out my countrymen and kept them distracted long enough for politicians to make the final power grab from the People, all while making a buck" by FedWellAmerican.
Kind of a long title, but beats anything alluding to your BIG FAT ASS!
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07-05-2008, 07:07 PM
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Actually my next book is going to be about how to take down a fraudulent internet company.
Haven't got the title worked out yet though but I WILL keep you posted.
A couple of questions for you though STUPID:
Where did I say that the book was offering legal advice?
Do you read books about gay fantasy sex fiction?
Is that why you fantasize about my fat ass?
Although flattering, I'm NOT interested in your queer advances.
BTW, book was released to the public yesterday and already has sold over 800 copies.
If you can't afford the five bucks, I'll send you a FREE copy.
Assuming you can read.
Perhaps my next book will include pictures for you to color STUPID.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The dark underbelly of America contains numerous warts, boils, and cancerous tumors, inflicted by that loathsome grimoire of madness that our world has become.
Well, I'm FedUp and I'm not taking it any more!
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07-05-2008, 07:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FedUpAmerican
Actually my next book is going to be about how to take down a fraudulent internet company.
Haven't got the title worked out yet though but I WILL keep you posted.
A couple of questions for you though STUPID:
Where did I say that the book was offering legal advice?
Do you read books about gay fantasy sex fiction?
Is that why you fantasize about my fat ass?
Although flattering, I'm NOT interested in your queer advances.
BTW, book was released to the public yesterday and already has sold over 800 copies.
If you can't afford the five bucks, I'll send you a FREE copy.
Assuming you can read.
Perhaps my next book will include pictures for you to color STUPID.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sure, send me a free copy. I'd love to rip it apart. Have a few judges I know take a look at it. See what flies.
As for the title... you're the dumb ass who didn't use any punctuation in the title. It reads just as I said it does. a hyphen or a comma would have helped alot.
As for stupid? Not in your wetest dreams. I'm at least smart enough to know who the real enemy is... and it isn't my fellow americans. Face it, your a left-wing Rush wanna be. It's disgusting.
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07-05-2008, 07:49 PM
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I'll be happy to send you a copy. What's your email address?
As for the punctuation - I just exercised my creative license.
BTW, sorry you can't afford the five bucks. I promise I will send you a complimentary copy.
My treat.
Comped.
A gift.
A token of my generous nature.
Always glad to help out those that are less fortunate. (unlike rush)
LOLOLOL!!!!
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The dark underbelly of America contains numerous warts, boils, and cancerous tumors, inflicted by that loathsome grimoire of madness that our world has become.
Well, I'm FedUp and I'm not taking it any more!
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07-05-2008, 07:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Back Atcha
Sure, send me a free copy. I'd love to rip it apart. Have a few judges I know take a look at it. See what flies.
As for the title... you're the dumb ass who didn't use any punctuation in the title. It reads just as I said it does. a hyphen or a comma would have helped alot.
As for stupid? Not in your wetest dreams. I'm at least smart enough to know who the real enemy is... and it isn't my fellow americans. Face it, your a left-wing Rush wanna be. It's disgusting.
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Hey fat boy ain't perfect but it is tough to write livng in his mothers basement.  
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