A Book By Fed Up American

FedUpAmerican · #11 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 09:02 AM

You should know dizz.

How is that old cunt of a mother of yours???

countryslim · #12 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 09:13 AM

Did you plagiarize "My Pet Goat"?

FedUpAmerican · #13 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 09:46 AM

LOLOLOL!!!!!!

Comprehension is STILL a problem for you isn't it junior.

Still Dizzy · #14 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 11:46 AM

Know what is the smallest book in the Library? FedWell's diet tips.

Teak · #15 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Still Dizzy

Know what is the smallest book in the Library? FedWell's diet tips.

And all along I thought it was "Fedwell's Idea".

wyatt earp · #16 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by FedUpAmerican

Fed Up American has just released his NEW ebook.

To Serve and Protect? - MY ASS! A practical guide to dealing with law enforcement.

To Serve and Protect My Ass by Fed Up American (Book) in Law

What rights do you have as a citizen when dealing with police?

Now I know all you inbred STUPID republicunt nut sack lickers will be needing the information contained in this book soon. Since you are all criminals that are TRYING to survive your eminent extinction.

Priced at only $5, even STUPID republicunts can afford a copy.

And its written so even YOU idiots can understand it.

But sorry, no pictures to color. (like the books you morons are used to)

What the hell makes you an expert on this fed up have you ever been over to S. California? I highly doubt it. It is real easy to deal with the cops if your an asshole your going to the slammer if your nice they will be nice.

Uncensored2008 · #17 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FedUpAmerican

Priced at only $5, even STUPID republicunts can afford a copy.

Someone would pay to read your idiotic rants? I don't think so.

Whatever you paid to get your steaming pile published is sunk costs.

Heiress · #18 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FedUpAmerican

Fed Up American has just released his NEW ebook.

To Serve and Protect? - MY ASS! A practical guide to dealing with law enforcement.

To Serve and Protect My Ass by Fed Up American (Book) in Law

What rights do you have as a citizen when dealing with police?

Now I know all you inbred STUPID republicunt nut sack lickers will be needing the information contained in this book soon. Since you are all criminals that are TRYING to survive your eminent extinction.

Priced at only $5, even STUPID republicunts can afford a copy.

And its written so even YOU idiots can understand it.

But sorry, no pictures to color. (like the books you morons are used to)

Ed Zachary Disease

A guy was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So he went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.
'The guy did as he was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the guy did as he was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So he did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the guy asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.'

Back Atcha · #19 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Heiress

Ed Zachary Disease

A guy was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So he went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.
'The guy did as he was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the guy did as he was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So he did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the guy asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.'

LMAO....

Very nicely done

Only one problem... no one's face could be that big...

LMAO

Hey Fedwell.. still haven't received my copy of the ebook....

FedUpAmerican · #20 (**permalink**) 07-07-2008, 02:19 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just the responses I expected.

You morons are SO easy.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!