Ok, I thought it is time to let the AWE community know the REAL REASON behind the 4th of July. It's me! See I was born 2am July 5th, 1967, upon such a miracle being brought unto civilization their was a slow and ever so quiet movement to change "Independence Day" to "The 4th of July", simply a chronological point on a calendar.

The Secret Societies that I belong to decided that the second coming of The Messiah was worthy of changing "Independence Day" to "The 4th of July", so that I could enjoy the whole nation celebrating my birth. 07/05/1967 the world has never been the same.

I bet I could go to every High School in the US, tell them this story and all the students would believe it.



Thats me right there