An that is precisely why God invented Danica Patrick and NASCAR!

I see yo' been a drankin' yo' fowties' tonight and therefore may be feelin' yo' oats! Aren't you supposed to be ironing my new white sheets for the upcoming weekend? And those eyeholes better be the right size this time homie! I may get all misty eyed thankin' about this country's 292nd birthday this weekend. Our great U.S.of A. is older than all of the Beatles combined and half as old as the Rolling Stones combined. When Keith Richards and Mick were born the flag only had about 32-33 stars on it..........just remember "you can't always get what you want but you get what you need". Jesse, you and the Rev. Al have a good weekend also.

Bookends of boredom? If you happen to be into watching high speed traffic absent the Highway Patrol.......I know a slow two lane that overpasses I 81....grab a couple of lawn chairs and a six pack....knock yourself out, don't cost anything and you'll see just as much action. BD

I just do not see myself watching cars drive in circles.



I can find plenty more less boring things to do.

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If you want to challenge yourself....take a long straight stick with a short crooked end....a small rock hard 1.75 in ball....hit it SQUARELY 500 yards into a four in hole that is 4.25 in in diameter. Of course they have to use a FOUR LETTER WORD to describe this game...with the best swear words already being taken...it is justly called...............GOLF. Made specifically for those that like to inflect torture upon themselves....invented by Satan, due to the fact that you can not win, you just play......against yourself, and everyone knows its impossible to defeat yourself. Its additive, its costly, and it's been known to bring out the bigotry in the most pompous liberal....as it seems minorities are best used only to prepare the field for play at slave wages....without being welcome to share the fruits of their labor, and forget about the ladies being welcome at some of these men's clubs.....unless they are bringing a REFRESHING BEVERAGE along to the ones that are spoiling the pleasure of a good long walk. BD

GOLF is an acronym for "Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden".

Just as boring as watching the cars circle.

So should women's GOLF be called something different?

FYG (Fuck You Guys)

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Yeah....THE FEMININE MOVEMENT, that wants to prove that ANYTHING MEN are good at doing....like displaying bigotry and ignorance.....THE LADIES ARE JUST AS GOOD! Thus you first must start such a movement with a SHE-MALE...a male draped in the cloak of a female body and demonstrate the fact that EXCEPTIONS are the standard.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babe_Didrikson. http://en.wikipedia.org/Billy_Jean_King

Of course you would never get a true feminist to admit that women can not physically compete with men in any sport....by pointing out the fact that "COMPENSATIONS" are always made in competition....like moving up the tee areas...etc. TO LEVEL THE FIELD. Just another projected illusion that wants a gender neutral society......without ever realizing that women are superior to begin with....as they sit on the real seat of power in the domain of Humanity. BD

One fascinating nigger. You're leaving for Africa and not coming back.

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Not Out of Africa:
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Get lost, you piece of shit.

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