House payment to high? Answer---"hi honey let's say we burn the fucking house down later tonight" how hard is that?

Car needs to many repairs? Answer--look in mirror for one of "those objects that are closer than they appear" and slam on your damn brakes and get hit from behind.

Gas prices? Answer--teach wife/girlfriend/homo partner/whatever to "siphon" gas from neighbors tanks.

Tired of being straight up all week at work? Answer---take a shitload of strong mind altering drugs and a Harley for weekends and get far enough away nobody recognizes you.

Family members in crisis?--Answer--kick the living dogshit out of them while you can before they get up.

You see a stranded motorist, what to do? Answer--floor the gas pedal and swerve straight for that fucker and see how big their eyes get.

Oh yes "cottonB", I am glad to see your old self back & kicking. ..pjwky

It's the end of the world as we know it...

and I feel fine......

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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you." -- Billy Wilder

"Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied." -- Otto Von Bismark

Thanx, i am sitting here with a shit eatin' grin on my face and feeling much better. A have a joke for you PJ but it is true also.....I was at my "grief counselor" (shrink) and he asked me "have you ever had any formal training in psychology?" I replied "no, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night"....true story...he almost fell out from lol.

Those look more like difficult solutions to easy problems.


House payments? Get a smaller house, or rent.

Car repairs? There is a manual and a neighbor friend mechanic freek who will be happy to help.

Gas prices? Cut back on the trips to the adult bookstore at the county line.

Tired of being straight up all week at work? Motorcycle ride.

Family members in crisis?--Be the Rock.

You see a stranded motorist, what to do? Stop and help. Considering the condition of your car, the next time it is going to be you asking for help.

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Percy, you are just the kind of ignorant fucker I go hunting down when I am drankin' and feel like "wrestling" a little bit. You are so naive. You need to get a life. you are so fucking stupid. Have a nice day- jerk off.

"Percy, you are just the kind of ignorant fucker I go hunting down when I am drankin' and feel like "wrestling" a little bit. You are so naive. You need to get a life. you are so fucking stupid. Have a nice day- jerk off."

So you get stupid when you are drunk?

The post still stands. These are difficult solutions to easy problems.

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Of course I get stupid when I drink. At least I have to be drankin' to be stupid, you wake up stupid and go to bed stupid. Good day to you.

Let's just start with the 'Running over the helpless motorist' scenario. It might be you...given your car situation. Next time, wouldn't it be better to stop and see if you could help?

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Last time it was me...you stopped and helped and I was attacked by a 6'4" homosexual playing Duelin' Banjo's that goes by the name of Percy.