"I've now been in 57 states. One left to go."

Marc Ambinder (May 09, 2008) - From The "If McCain Did This" Files

Presumably one of them is the state of confusion. I can't figure out if this guy is more like Jimmy Carter or Dan Quayle....

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Cocaine erodes the brain.
Obama can blame crackers for his ignorance.

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Drill offshore now

Obama claims that he never inhaled.

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Oh yea, crackers made him do it.

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Drill offshore now

Ritz, or Club? Coulda been Wheat Thins ... or Triscuts...

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Can't be Wheat Thins, as I'm eating them up now (mmmmm, tomato and basil). He can blame the crumbs.

Oops, forgot the Rosemary Triscuits, too.

Might as well pass on the Crackers.

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Obaba? Never heard it before. Is it some weird combination of a presidential candidate and 'Yabadabadoo'?

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Oops, I forgot Guam, Puerto Rico, and the Marianas....still leaves 5 unaccounted for states. Maybe Mexico is one of them.

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"...and there is profuse adornment in the way of semi-tropical shrubs and flowers; and in one part is a piece of native wild-wood, left just as it grew, and, therefore, perfect in its charm. Everything about this cemetery suggests the hand of the national Government."

Mmmmmmm .....crackers ...... I like all kinds, my favorite are Keebler saltines (both white and wheat) ......

I can make a simple meal of a tube of saltines, a quarter pound of extra sharp white cheddar cheese, a quarter pound of dry Italian salami and a half liter of simple red table wine .... or .... a couple of cold beers. Simple .....yet ...... magnificent.....

Yep ....I like crackers...... hell..... I have even been called "cracker" by folks of the negro persuasion......

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Definition of political correctness:
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

I'm politically incorrect and damn well satisfied to be so. Gummer

That was funny