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Originally Posted by LisaSaprano
What Church are you talking about?
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RELIGION IS NOT MY FORTE...
I THINK...SANTA MARIA MAGGIORE
IN 90 YEARS FROM NOW ....I WANT YOU TO REST THERE.
OK MONA LISA?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN FLORENCE?
TELL YOU A NICE STORY....
AN AMERICAN LADY..ON HER FIFTIES
WITH A FEW PLASTIC SURGERIES ,FANCY DRESSES
AND LOTS OF MAKE UP...LOOKS LIKE A FRENCH POODLE.
THIS FRENCH POODLE WENT TO FRANCE .
NATURALLY SHE WENT TO VISIT THE MUSEUM LOUVRE..
SHE WAS WITH THE GUIDE....SHE SAW A BEAUTIFUL 'NATURE MORTE
SHE ASKED THE GUIDE WHO WAS THE AUTHOR ; THE GUIDE---MATISSE.
AFTER A WHILE SHE SAW BEATIFUL FLOWERS AND COUNTRY SIDE.
THE POODLE ASKED THE GUIDE ABOUT THE AUTHOR...THE GUIDE---MONET
VERY HAPPY THE LADY WAS WALKING AHEAD OF THE GROUP...
SHE STOPS AND ASKS THE GUIDE WHO WAS THE AUTHOR ..PICASSO?/
THE GUIDE ANSWERED...NO MADAM...IT IS ONLY A MIRROR.