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Old 07-31-2007, 05:11 AM
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Default Female Hormones in Beer!!!?

This "Study" explains a lot about Men who drink too much....


This is serious stuff....beer contains female hormones! I think they should check wine, as well.

Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to all the men you know to warn them against drinking too much beer!
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Old 07-31-2007, 06:49 AM
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American beer.....
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:43 AM
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This "Study" explains a lot about Men who drink too much....


This is serious stuff....beer contains female hormones! I think they should check wine, as well.

Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to all the men you know to warn them against drinking too much beer!
So what's in tequila?
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Old 07-31-2007, 11:25 AM
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So what's in tequila?
mockingbirds??
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Old 07-31-2007, 01:29 PM
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mockingbirds??
and worms that "allow the eater to see visions"...Don't some mushrooms do that too?
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Old 07-31-2007, 01:34 PM
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and worms that "allow the eater to see visions"...Don't some mushrooms do that too?

Mushrooms pickled in gin does it for me every time
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Old 07-31-2007, 01:52 PM
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Mushrooms pickled in gin does it for me every time
HAHAHA

It would seem this wonderful beer "study" is just to supply an excuse for blubbering crybabies with beer bellies.
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Old 07-31-2007, 02:02 PM
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HAHAHA

It would seem this wonderful beer "study" is just to supply an excuse for blubbering crybabies with beer bellies.
It has been shown that drinking too much beer leads to dickydo disease.
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Old 07-31-2007, 02:08 PM
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It has been shown that drinking too much beer leads to dickydo disease.
Oh I thought it was called limpus-cocksitis. I need to brush up on my medical terminology.
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Old 07-31-2007, 02:45 PM
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Oh I thought it was called limpus-cocksitis. I need to brush up on my medical terminology.

No no. dickydo is when your stomach sticks out further than your dicky do

limpus-cocksitis is also known as micoxafailin and you may have that confused.
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