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03-15-2007, 10:32 PM
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The first time was when a contract killer fired a shotgun at me through my window. He then came through the front door and as I ran up the stairs he fired at me again. I made it to the bedroom, got my wife's pistol from under the matress and popped the hitman twice as he stepped in the doorway. Got him in the left side of the chest right below the collarbone and in the neck. While they were both hits, I consider them misses. I was aiming for the center of his chest, but because I lying prone and firing up, my shots went high and a little wide. The real irony in this story that I shot him with my wife's (now ex-wife) pistol. It was she and her lover who had hired the guy. I did not find this out until a year later.
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Holy CRAP!!!  Ouch...did these two go to jail?
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Originally Posted by Scoody Boo
I had a girl tell me once that she did not need a gun in her house. She could defend herself with a bat, she said. I explained to her that a bat is a good weapon, if you are willing to take a homerun style swing at someone's head.
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I am and have a great swing...I have a 6 iron next to my bed at all times. You can whip it around very fast.
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03-15-2007, 10:40 PM
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Holy CRAP!!! Ouch...did these two go to jail? |
No, they did not. When I found out about this, I was already under indictment in my drug case. I did not want to deprive my daughters of both parents. I got the last laugh. The guy beat her often and then left her. He introduced her to cocaine and she has been a major coke head since. She has bounced around from guy to guy, all winners who on occassion have beat her ass. Don't wish her a bad life, but don't really care what happens either.
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03-15-2007, 10:40 PM
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Holy CRAP!!! Ouch...did these two go to jail?
I am and have a great swing...I have a 6 iron next to my bed at all times. You can whip it around very fast. |
I have an axe and a hammer under my bed. I really am LOL at all of us with our weapons under our beds. |
03-15-2007, 10:41 PM
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Hmmm....I have most of the regulars figured out..Not you
Well it sounds like you are heading on the right track. Maybe you could drop the sig...or change it to jihadists??? Generalizations will always lead you wrong.The muslim oncologist where I am employed is an honorable man.
...Oh well... hopefully you will not need to use your guns again.
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My dad's oncologist is Arab. A Palestinian Christian. Rare creatures, those.
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03-15-2007, 10:42 PM
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Geez scoody...you must have really pissed her off.
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03-15-2007, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoody Boo
No, they did not. When I found out about this, I was already under indictment in my drug case. I did not want to deprive my daughters of both parents. I got the last laugh. The guy beat her often and then left her. He introduced her to cocaine and she has been a major coke head since. She has bounced around from guy to guy, all winners who on occassion have beat her ass. Don't wish her a bad life, but don't really care what happens either.
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But you got custody of your two daughters? |
03-15-2007, 10:48 PM
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But you got custody of your two daughters?
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No. I went to prison, was supposed to never get out. When I was released in 2001, my oldest daughter was 20. My youngest was 16. I was broke and homeless. Both of them are married now. My oldest to a decent guy, my youngest to a piece of shit.
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03-18-2007, 01:00 PM
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No. I went to prison, was supposed to never get out. When I was released in 2001, my oldest daughter was 20. My youngest was 16. I was broke and homeless. Both of them are married now. My oldest to a decent guy, my youngest to a piece of shit.
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You probably have a greater understanding of things than many of us on this forum...that is for sure. |
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