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Originally Posted by satv365
You know Mormons are the Jehova's Witnesses of my area? They are fucking worse since they wear a uniform and you can't upset them with insults.
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Invite them in to do their witnessing, then disrobe and masturbate on the couch while they talk, looking sickeningly fascinated by everything they have to say.
If that doesn't work, then after you wipe up, throw scalding coffee on them and hide in the basement.