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Originally Posted by polarbear31
homosexuality equals natural disaster, this has been excepted by main stream
scientists and philosophers since the mid eighties, my hero Pat Robertson is probably the best at making this connection and voicing it over the airways to millions of listeners. God works in amazingly confusing ways, but the question begs that if man is partly responsible for the increase in temp and in turn these
more violent storms then is man not playing a god like role in punishing himself? which is confusing because homosexuality does not seem to be involved in this process or is it? is the heat of gay sex warming are globe to the point of altering climate change?
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It's well known in many species that temperature plays a part in sex determination during gestation... Myabe we have the cause and effect backwards, the warmer it gets, the more GBLT we get.
Let's see now...
Maybe Georgia is finally suffering for the slave trade...
Texas... Bush... ''nough said
Indiana... Indiana... ummm.... hmmm....
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06-13-2008, 09:18 PM
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there has been cool weather this spring where I live, its a late summer
and it has the locals grumpy as hell, and wishing for summer to get rolling, I can't help but think that somewhere in the town of 250,000 that I live some of my fellow citizens have been engaging in premarital gay sex, how else would you explain the late summer.... science ya right, I tune into pat robertson for guidance and storm predictions
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06-13-2008, 09:52 PM
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Why are San Francisco and Vegas still standing?
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06-14-2008, 03:23 AM
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Why are San Francisco and Vegas still standing?
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They believe in anthropogenic climate change, not the fundamentalist faith based science. Science is a God that acts without malice. |
06-16-2008, 09:28 AM
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We know from the pastors advising and endorsing McCain that New Orleans was flooded by God because of it gay parade.
So, with global warming discredited, why are Indiana, Texas, and the good Christian stats in between being punished by God?
And is Atlanta another sin city that God is striking with drought because its too high above sea level? What will God deliver next to Atlanta, locusts?
We know that California is getting hit with drought and water shortages because of the gay marriages.
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How is Texas suffering? I must have missed it.
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06-16-2008, 02:38 PM
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How is Texas suffering? I must have missed it.
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Well, the liberalism sweeping over Texas is pushing the tornadoes out of Texas and sending them into Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa.
Once east Texas accepts the reality of AGW Texas will have better weather.
And in Texas people have realized that embracing liberalism and AGW is profitable as they build massive wind and solar farms.
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06-16-2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by mulp
Well, the liberalism sweeping over Texas is pushing the tornadoes out of Texas and sending them into Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa.
Once east Texas accepts the reality of AGW Texas will have better weather.
And in Texas people have realized that embracing liberalism and AGW is profitable as they build massive wind and solar farms.
Before you know it, Texas will legalize gay marriage.
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ROLOL!!!!
Yea, I heard Gay marriage was right around the corner.....it will be legal in Texas in 3035.
I was thinking Hussein would stop Texas from building our wind and solar farms. He will claim our wind farms are blowing the twisters north.
We are too progressive for Democrats. 
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06-17-2008, 11:16 PM
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ROLOL!!!!
Yea, I heard Gay marriage was right around the corner.....it will be legal in Texas in 3035.
I was thinking Hussein would stop Texas from building our wind and solar farms. He will claim our wind farms are blowing the twisters north.
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Texas will need to legalize gay marriage to attract the solar and wind engineering companies from Mass, NH, Vermont, and California and to keep the techies in Austin happy. Otherwise Texans will just be farmers growing electricity from their wind and solar farms. |
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