Thread: PETA outrage at the Fly Swatter (FSOTUS)

next they will bash the brazilians for killing the Red Bellied Parana.

Originally Posted by jebe

next they will bash the brazilians for killing the Red Bellied Parana.

I could sell tickets to an Obama/Parana fight. Say, 10 Parana in a pool against the Fly Swatter Of These United States.

Flys don't have teeth.

Why are the other networks afraid to oppose the President?

Originally Posted by Fraulein Hilda

Why are the other networks afraid to oppose the President?

Because they have the intellect of a fly. They have been conditioned to fear only one thing....The Hand.

Originally Posted by percysunshine

Because they have the intellect of a fly. They have been conditioned to fear only one thing....The Hand.

if you tear off both wings, draw a circle, with a pen, and place said fly in the middle, after he crosses the line four times, and you tap him with your fingure each time, and shove him back into the circle, he wont leave again. flies are more intelligent thensupporters of barak. at least they know when theyve done wrong.

Originally Posted by jebe

if you tear off both wings, draw a circle, with a pen, and place said fly in the middle, after he crosses the line four times, and you tap him with your fingure each time, and shove him back into the circle, he wont leave again. flies are more intelligent thensupporters of barak. at least they know when theyve done wrong.

Sounds like a description of the environment surrounding the WhiteHouse Press Corp.

Originally Posted by jebe

if you tear off both wings, draw a circle, with a pen, and place said fly in the middle, after he crosses the line four times, and you tap him with your fingure each time, and shove him back into the circle, he wont leave again. flies are more intelligent thensupporters of barak. at least they know when theyve done wrong.

you on the otherhand would continue to get tapped?

Originally Posted by Miss Hathaway

you on the otherhand would continue to get tapped?

no. id sit there until my master left. then cross the line looking for food or water, and hurry back after finding either. if you actualy do this, you can leave for a good fifteen minutes, and the fly will still be there. if you bring it food and water, he will stay there after youve left until both food and water are gone.