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    Quote Originally Posted by jebe View Post
    i said " tear ". NOT rip. the wings MUST tear. otherwise you will yank some innards out too.
    Ok...I got some scissors for this one....aggitated little bugger...

    Snip...thats one...thats two...

    Now what do I do? He looks drunk.

    Ok...push him into the 1 inch circle and start tapping...

    Does it matter if he goes clockwise, or counter clockwise? Since this is the northern hemisphere, I will make him go counter clockwise.

    I must have a defective fly. He wants to go clockwise.



    TADA! Jebe is right. He will not go out of the circle.


    Do I feed him now, kill him, or put him on a government disability program?
    Eventually, everyone has the same problem. The only unknowns are when, and how fast.
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    put a drop of sugar water inside his circle. he will stay there until it is gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jebe View Post
    put a drop of sugar water inside his circle. he will stay there until it is gone.
    then he flies away?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Hathaway View Post
    then he flies away?
    you can always have your son post a feild goal near the fly, and try to punt him through with a flick of a finger. or, teach it new tricks. like earase the circle and make a square.
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    Quote Originally Posted by percysunshine View Post
    The coldness of this is telling.....

    Hot Air Blog Archive Video: Obama whines about Fox News, kills fly


    A harmless insignificant fly.....oh, the contempt for mother nature is palpable.
    I can catch a fly without killing it. Obama is just a murderous warmonger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jebe View Post
    you can always have your son post a feild goal near the fly, and try to punt him through with a flick of a finger. or, teach it new tricks. like earase the circle and make a square.
    My fly just taught my fly how to figure out the square root of 5,360. Good fly, I am going to name him Joe. Joe the fly, I wonder if I should youtube my fly doing mathmatical tricks? Maybe Joe the FLY can replace that bitch on the SHAM WOW commercials.


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    Quote Originally Posted by xsited1 View Post
    I can catch a fly without killing it. Obama is just a murderous warmonger.
    That is a very good point. Obama had two options. Kill it, or capture and release it.


    Obama chose death.
    Eventually, everyone has the same problem. The only unknowns are when, and how fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by percysunshine View Post
    That is a very good point. Obama had two options. Kill it, or capture and release it.


    Obama chose death.


    Ok. He could have chosen to ignore the irrelevant fly.
    Eventually, everyone has the same problem. The only unknowns are when, and how fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by percysunshine View Post
    Ok. He could have chosen to ignore the irrelevant fly.
    he coulda given it amnesty, and a citizenship. that way, acorn wouldnt have to work as hard in 2012.
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    Quote Originally Posted by percysunshine View Post
    Ok. He could have chosen to ignore the irrelevant fly.
    Naw, you ever see those African bastards with there little cow tail like fly swatters? Swatting away like it's second fiddle or nature. It's in the bastards genetic code, he couldn't help himself. He had no choice other than to kill it.

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