Gather up all the illegals in this country, both male and female, between the ages of 18 and 25, focusing first on gang members and those with a violent history. Illegals that are over the age of 16 but not in school need to also be collected.

Send them over to Iraq with no uniforms. This way they can "acquire" whatever clothing will help them blend in with the locals. Any illegal that is positively identified as a gang member will take ONLY the weapon(s) he/she was using in this country. All others will receive the very basic issue handgun.

Tell them they can come back to the U.S. as legal citizens ONLY when and if they win the war.

The result:
1.) We can bring our troops home and no more American citizens will get killed in Iraq shutting up the liberals in this country.

2.) Since there are more illegals in this age group here than we have troops in Iraq the number of fighters on our side (or sort of our side) will be greatly increased.

3.) Others who have been considering coming here illegally will have more reasons not to come than they do to come.

4.) The illegals in the U.S. will be immediately and dramatically decreased in great numbers.

5.) When and if the war is ever won the surviving illegals will have earned the right to citizenship.

So... what do you think?

Kix, I think that the ACLU and all the liberals in this country would be screaming bloody murder about this, but yes it would be a way to citizenship that I would support.

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Kix, talk is cheap! you have failed to show how you would bring all the resources and contingencies and logistics together to hatch and bring to fruition your drug induced failed idea.

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I don't know about any of you, but if I were rounded up and shipped to Iraq like that, I wouldn't be shooting at the insurgents once I got there.

Well, some talk is cheap. Other talk can cost quite a bit. It really just depends on what is said and who it is said to.

That is the part that is open for discussion. Perhaps for startes we could get you to volunteer as liason for the lessor intelligent members of this new "citizen seeking army"?

I have never had a "drug induced" idea in my entire life. But you have inspired an idea with this line of thinking. We could also send all the drugs over there that we find while drafting all these illegals and if they don't think they can actually win the war by fighting, they can just dope the more violent opponents up 'til they give in.

Now see, this is exactly the kind of discussion we need. And it provides yet one more thought that we need to take into consideration. I guess we should perhaps mull over the possibility of holding on to all those weapons until the last illegal is pushed off the plane with his/her parachute. Then we could drop a box containing all their weapons for them to collect once they hit the landing zone. That way they wouldn’t be able to shoot anyone but those on the ground.


And hey.. since none of these folks are U.S. citizens we can't get blamed if they shoot the wrong people!!!

This is coming along great... thanks for the input!!

Well Rob, I think we've both figured out by now that there is a certain segment in this country that isn't going to be pleased no matter what. So... I personally don't give a flying flip if the ACLU or the liberals like it or not; it beats the daylights out of any plan I've heard coming from any of them. Know what I mean?

Kix there is nothing charismatic or humorous about your post. Actually, you have no freakin idea how to even begin to pull off your stupid idea. So heat up your pillow in the microwave and go to bed early.

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Actually, I have to admit, not a bad idea. Not my first choice, but a choice indeed.

Well, you're either a natural born sour-puss or you have no sense of creativity. So there..
Actually, you have no freakin idea what kind of ideas I've got. So there again..
WOW... Do you heat your pillow before bed? Ever had one blow up? It sounds dangerous.