My Solution to Two Problems

Kix · #11 (**permalink**) 01-01-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cat's meow

Actually, I have to admit, not a bad idea. Not my first choice, but a choice indeed.

Thanks. If I can get a little more input and polish it up a bit I think I'll send it off to I.C.E. and the Pentagon and see what they think about it.

Sam · #12 (**permalink**) 01-01-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cordelier

I don't know about any of you, but if I were rounded up and shipped to Iraq like that, I wouldn't be shooting at the insurgents once I got there.

A wise man speaks...

cat's meow · #13 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kix

Thanks. If I can get a little more input and polish it up a bit I think I'll send it off to I.C.E. and the Pentagon and see what they think about it.

Oh, I am positive it will be adapted as a new foriegn/immigration policy by a bi-partisan committee

Areyouforreal · #14 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RASTAMAN

Kix, talk is cheap! you have failed to show how you would bring all the resources and contingencies and logistics together to hatch and bring to fruition your drug induced failed idea.

Have you tried to hire a professional speaker lately?

Areyouforreal · #15 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 01:52 AM

Well Kix Rasta hasn't DISAGREED with you plan at any rate.
Oh and Rasta the money we spend in one week in Iraq would be sufficient enough to pay for what Kix has proposed.

Kix · #16 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Areyouforreal

Have you tried to hire a professional speaker lately?

Ratsaman sure is a typical liberal.. Did yo usee him calling my plan a "failed idea" before I even get it introduced to the right people?

That's all you hear from them.. failure, failure, failure. Know what I mean?

Areyouforreal · #17 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 01:59 AM

No joke. doesn't he know some people come up with ideas on others figure out how to implement them?

Cookie Parker · #18 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Kix

Gather up all the illegals in this country, both male and female, between the ages of 18 and 25, focusing first on gang members and those with a violent history. Illegals that are over the age of 16 but not in school need to also be collected.

Send them over to Iraq with no uniforms. This way they can "acquire" whatever clothing will help them blend in with the locals. Any illegal that is positively identified as a gang member will take ONLY the weapon(s) he/she was using in this country. All others will receive the very basic issue handgun.

Tell them they can come back to the U.S. as legal citizens ONLY when and if they win the war.

The result:
1.) We can bring our troops home and no more American citizens will get killed in Iraq shutting up the liberals in this country.

2.) Since there are more illegals in this age group here than we have troops in Iraq the number of fighters on our side (or sort of our side) will be greatly increased.

3.) Others who have been considering coming here illegally will have more reasons not to come than they do to come.

4.) The illegals in the U.S. will be immediately and dramatically decreased in great numbers.

5.) When and if the war is ever won the surviving illegals will have earned the right to citizenship.

So... what do you think?

Couple of questions...funding and getting Bush to endorse this. He wants them to become citizens and has even gone to their countries to get them to sign-up for the military so they can become a citizen automatically. But those here, no mention of getting them into the military. They are employed by corporations.

So, how you gonna fund this and who will be incharge of "gathering" them all up?

bloke next door · #19 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 08:22 AM

I can't imagine that you could get rid off them all solely in Iraq.
Would you consider North Korea as well. There is a fence they have to cross over which will make them feel like they are back home and a whole heap of landmines that will keep them heading north.
I shouldn't suggest such things but you wanted input.

Areyouforreal · #20 (**permalink**) 01-02-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bloke next door

Would you consider North Korea as well. There is a fence they have to cross over which will make them feel like they are back home and a whole heap of landmines that will keep them heading north.

ROTFLMAO