I give up. You win. Here is the gay agenda, as it would have been it wasn't for you meddling kids.

We were going to start out slow, recruiting through schools mostly, but also through surprise sex (also known as "rape"). Slowly but surely, our numbers increased, which enabled us to infiltrate and corrupt wherever it was needed. For example, if it wasn't for sergeant Andy Assman's careful (but oh so sexy) hands, gay marriage would never have been made legal in California.

The plan was to play innocent after this decision, making as many people as possible think gay marriage is just like any other marriage, and hopefully legalize it in many more states. Of course, what the public wouldn't know is that a gay "marriage" is actually a duo of two highly trained gay agents, with excellent cooperation and a fittingly intimate relationship. These agents would go about their daily business as always, with the intend being to hide the agenda.

Meanwhile, gay marriage being legalized, the recruitment rate would be drastically increased. Newly recruited adults would be ordered to marry and adopt as many children as possible, for future recruitment. This would give us a solid base, allowing us to execute the more offensive plans.

First, lieutenant Benny Butt would, by means I haven't been informed of, become a presidential candidate under the guise of a friendly, experienced and, most importantly, straight man. At a certain point, he would make a big show out of finally "admitting" his homosexuality, after gaining so much trust from the public that this has more of a positive effect than anything. With so many newly recruited homosexuals to vote for him also, we calculated that he would have a 96.2% chance of becoming the next president.

While Benny Butt runs for president, we would create a band called "Long & Thick". The artists would be Charlie Cuddle (with his seductive voice), Danny Dick (and his penis-shaped guitar), Eddy Erection (on butt cheek drums) and Freddy Fap (who is undeniably sexy on the synthesizer). Corrupt top 20 lists would have "My Ass", "Hard As Hell", and the beautiful love ballad "Me Tarzan, You John (In The Urban Jungle, featuring Geoffrey Gay)" in top five at all times, making Long & Thick a very popular band.

Soon after, said artists would appear in Trends Weekly, wearing excessively flamboyant outfits, together with the text "be gay or be square". Seeing as all other trend magazines would have been high-jacked and merged with Trends Weekly by then, we calculated that this would convert approximately 84.9% of any remaining male teens. Eventual dorks who don't care for trends would be surprise sex recruited. As for females, we would simply supply feminists with anything they need to further their cause, since feminism is all about making women lesbian.

By now, the vast majority of the United States is gay. Whether he won legitimately or not, Benny Butt would be made the new president. This causes some drastic changes to the United States, which is appropriately renamed United Asses. Butt's second action would be to arrange for massive landscaping to make North America shaped like two massive asses bumping against each other. He would then proceed to infiltrate various countries around the globe, such as Sexico (Mexico), Buttrain (Britain) and Germany (Germany), as well as the whole region of Assia. Soon, he would rule the whole world of Gaya from the capital of Homopolis.


Unfortunately, by refusing to conform to the gay ways, you have thwarted our plans. You may have won this time, but the fight is far from over! Fear the worst... Gyahahahahahaaa!

i bet you that half the poeple on here will never read your last line and really think that this is all true. XD XD just watch, this will be fun

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Fags are on an agenda. Anyone that ever sat back and listened to the asspirates would know that immediately. Just look at all the stuff they published in support of the pedophiles and nambla and other like organizations. When the situation became politically untenable for the asspirates to openly support pedophiles, they claimed to now denounce it, but then they continue to support them clandestinely.

Anyone that shoves things up their ass, and then demands extra rights for doing that, and then demands access to children as well, is definitely on an agenda.

i don't know, i don't remember hearing anywhere that homosexuals demand children, or that we want people to recognize that we have sex and want people to imagine that. all i remember hearing is that homosexuals want to be treated like humans which, last time i checked, we are.

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"WHY CAN'T WE SEE THAT WHEN WE BLEED WE BLEED THE SAME." (MUSE)

"YOU AND I MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHT, YOU AND I MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE." (Knights of Cydonia)

I do not think there is an agenda. You are obsessed though...when are you going to come out of the closet with your toe tapping experience.

Repressed Razzie has an agenda...due to his (and NAMBLA's) rejection by the gay community.

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I imagine in 1860 you would be writing about the Slave Agenda in which slaves were trying to convert white to be slaves along with the blacks.

Then why are you fags lobbying for laws to lower consensual age? I will tell you why.....you want to fuk little kids without being prosecuted!

At the same time you fags are lobbying to lower the consensual age to 12, you are also lobbying for streamline adoption methods for faggots. On top of that, you fags are publishing items in support of pedophilia.

All of that adds up to the fact that fags want to cornhole little kids. They want it so bad, they are willing to run through the corridors of both Washington and every state Capitol building and blatantly lobby for it.

You fags need to be purged from this Nation to protect the children and the very society that you delight in attacking.

Repressed Razzie is posting about his favorite combination again...anal sex and children. One cannot help but wonder if he is doing all his typing one-handed.





Eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuwwwwwwww!

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