Yes, you all know me by now, A. Crowley. I hold the position of the biggest moron and spam artist here on AWE. I go from thread to thread spouting insults and I have yet to contribute even one thing relating to the subject of any thread. Although I only started writing my spam here a month ago, I am already approaching 2,000 posts, and 1900 of them are one sentence or less. I have mental retardation so its hard for me to concentrate longer than that.
I mean cmon, ONEWHITEDUCK was jailed up for doing a lot less than I am. I make duck look like an Angel.
Im 40 yrs old, unempoyed. collecting welfare, and I was just released from prison for sexual assault and child abuse. I was the prison bitch for the duration of my sentence, so I sucked a lot of cock, and my asshole got a lot bigger, but Im moving on. I will now devote my life to becoming an internet troll and pleasuring my roomate, who was also my cellmate strangey enough. Im still his bitch, but my parents want us to get our own place.
What do I have to do to get banned around here??
You can call me A-Crow, but most people call me A-hole.
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" I Drove a truck all my life and no one ever called me a truckdriver, I suck one dick and everyone calls me Cocksucker"~ A. Crowley
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