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05-20-2008, 07:44 PM
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05-20-2008, 07:45 PM
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05-20-2008, 07:46 PM
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Felchers come in all shapes and sizes, according to Celtic.
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05-20-2008, 07:47 PM
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Felchers come in all shapes and sizes, according to Celtic.
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05-20-2008, 07:48 PM
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AssCrow is into the male abs, he's a tummy rubber ya know!
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" I Drove a truck all my life and no one ever called me a truckdriver, I suck one dick and everyone calls me Cocksucker"~ A. Crowley
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05-20-2008, 07:49 PM
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You don't want to know.
Just read Celtic!
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05-20-2008, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by A. Crowley
You don't want to know.
Just read Celtic!
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Just read this.... 
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Yes, you all know me by now, A. Crowley. I hold the position of the biggest moron and spam artist here on AWE. I go from thread to thread spouting insults and I have yet to contribute even one thing relating to the subject of any thread. Although I only started writing my spam here a month ago, I am already approaching 2,000 posts, and 1900 of them are one sentence or less. I have mental retardation so its hard for me to concentrate longer than that.
I mean cmon, ONEWHITEDUCK was jailed up for doing a lot less than I am. I make duck look like an Angel.
Im 40 yrs old, unempoyed. collecting welfare, and I was just released from prison for sexual assault and child abuse. I was the prison bitch for the duration of my sentence, so I sucked a lot of cock, and my asshole got a lot bigger, but Im moving on. I will now devote my life to becoming an internet troll and pleasuring my roomate, who was also my cellmate strangey enough. Im still his bitch, but my parents want us to get our own place.
What do I have to do to get banned around here??
You can call me A-Crow, but most people call me A-hole.
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05-20-2008, 07:53 PM
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AssCrow likes to slurp his sperm thru a straw...
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05-20-2008, 07:57 PM
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Crowley is a masturbation king.
There was once a man who toured hell with the Devil. The Devil showed him all of these evil nasty places in hell, different rooms, etc. They came upon this one very quiet room in a corner of hell. It was crammed and jambed full of clocks. Clocks everywhere. Clocks on top of clocks, on top of clocks.
The devil explained there were various rooms full of monoitoring equipment so he would know who to take to hell by way of their recorded works in life. This clock room was the room in which the devil monitored excessive masturbation habits of people. The Devil explained that when people masturbate, their assigned clock moves a little bit to make a record of how often.
Up on the wall, there was this giant clock mounted to the wall near the ceiling with large iron brackets. The man asked the devil about this particular clock, and why it was mounted up high in the room. The Devil grinned and said: "That is Crowley's clock, and it moves so often and so fast, that we save electricity down here by using it as a fan!
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05-20-2008, 09:48 PM
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Crowley is a masturbation king.
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Repressed Razzie just likes to watch.
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There was once a man who toured hell with the Devil. The Devil showed him all of these evil nasty places in hell, different rooms, etc. They came upon this one very quiet room in a corner of hell. It was crammed and jambed full of clocks. Clocks everywhere. Clocks on top of clocks, on top of clocks.
The devil explained there were various rooms full of monoitoring equipment so he would know who to take to hell by way of their recorded works in life. This clock room was the room in which the devil monitored excessive masturbation habits of people. The Devil explained that when people masturbate, their assigned clock moves a little bit to make a record of how often.
Up on the wall, there was this giant clock mounted to the wall near the ceiling with large iron brackets. The man asked the devil about this particular clock, and why it was mounted up high in the room. The Devil grinned and said: "That is Crowley's clock, and it moves so often and so fast, that we save electricity down here by using it as a fan!
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As I said, Repressed Razzie likes to watch.
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