Of course...ships never sink or collide UNLESS they are carrying oil.

Like that "eco" tour ship that sank off Antarctica a few weeks ago...of course, it was fueled by bio-diesel and made from recyled cans.

Oh, and everyone who boarded it paddled homemade kayaks, made from hemp waterproofed with the fat from aborted fetuses to the port. With eco-friendly paddles made of naturally fallen trees.

But let's be honest, shall we? Without hypocrisy of this sort, would liberals be as much fun as they are?

Tokie