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51.Switch – Body switching is neither interesting nor funny.
52.My Stepmother is an Alien – My Stepmother was a dumb, stupid, idiotic idea for a sci-fi comedy.
53.Look Who’s Talking Too – OK, you can call the first one cute. This one was really annoying.
54.Rent – Everyone has AIDS. Heroine has become an epidemic. And unmemorable songs are sung. G. A. Y.
55.The Sweetest Thing – Probably the worst date movie I was ever dragged to.
56.Santa Clause: The Movie – Santa clause = the Taliban? (see twin towers scene).
57.Over the Top – Did this film come out in the 80’s? Stallone has ZERO range as an actor.
58.Dracula: Dead and Loving It – Only one funny line, “Children of the night. What a mess they make.”
59.Plan 9 from Outer Space – Camp value. Camp value. Camp value.
60.Jack – Wait… who directed this?
61.Rocky V – Stallone’s desperate attempt to cash in once again.
62.Fools Rush In – Never liked the TV show friends and I will never find Matthew Perry funny. Another terrible date movie. Sexy dance by Salma Hayek.
63.Richie Rich – No, seriously I watched this.
64.Clifford – I will never find Martin Short funny again.
65.Ladybugs – Rodney... why?
66.What Lies Beneath – Oooo! Suspense. This began Harrison Ford’s fall from grace. An interesting final shot, I guess. Wait, that idead was borrowed from ‘Psycho’, no bonus points.
67.Club Paradise – Peter O’toole’s worst movie.
68.Next Friday – Where is the flow from the first film?
69.Exit to Eden – Rosie O’Donnell as a sex symbol… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
70.Weekend at Bernie’s – OK, I never saw the sequel. If you want to torture me, clamp me down ‘Clockwork Orange’ style and I’ll probably go insane after 15 minutes.
71.Death to Smoochy – I hate Barney almost as much as I hated this movie. A joke that was a decade too late.
72.Smokin’ Aces – Every scene in the first 40 minutes had an introduction to a new character. I said to myself if they introduced another new character I would turn this movie off. Alas they did not and I was stuck watching the rest of the movie. Alicia Keys was kinda hot and they killed off Affleck early which was good. Van Wilder stinks at acting. Never saw Van Wilder btw.
73.Bulletproof – Any hardcore Sandler fans like this movie at all?
74.The Jackal – Look, Bruce Willis is wearing wigs. I’m sold.
75.Blade 2 – Lets try to fight Blade in a sword fight, but once he has us at a stale mate, lets say we’re friends then he'll listen to us... ok.
76.Turner and Hootch – Why did the dog have to die!!??? WHY!!!????? Gasp… WHY!!!???
77.Superman III + IV – Superman Returns left off after ‘Superman II’ for a reason.
78.Cold Creek Manor – Classic case of ‘the talking killer’.
79.2 Fast 2 Furious – I hate these people. Thank God I don’t live in that part of the country. Spoiled brats.
80.Lady in the Water – The Village was the Sixth Sense compared to this film. M. Night is at a crossroads.
81.Major Payne – I’d make a joke about a pun, but it actually might be worse than this comedy.
82.Life Stinks – You can stick to directing and even the occasional acting, but please don’t sing Mel Brooks.
83.Swat – The worst 6 bucks I ever spent at a matinée.
84.Major League II – Worst baseball movie I’ve ever seen.
85.Nacho Libre – Look he’s speaking in a funny accent!
86.Four Rooms – Way too hyper for my taste. Tarantino’s segment was ok even though it was a remake.
87.Shaft (2000) – Christian Bale’s worst movie. Example #213 why remakes stink.
88.King Ralph – Lovable character finds himself in clichéd situations and tired situations.
89.Poseidon (2006) – Has anyone heard of this plot before? Recycled so many times, remake should have been a made for TV movie. So much money wasted on special effects.
90.Tears of the Sun – A boring war movie.
91.Get Carter (2000) – How many bad movies can Stallone be in?
92.Blankman – “He’s gone blank mam.” “Blankman!” Was this really an hour and a half long skit?
93.Miami Vice – One of the most boring cast of characters in movie history.
94.Timecode – Experimental film gone totally wrong.
95.Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – Take ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ and make Indiana Jones a female and make everything horrible.
96.Bless the child – Might have been higher, but I blocked most it out of my memory.
97.Hudson Hawk – I went in expecting a funny ‘Die Hard’. I got desperate comedy instead.
98.Bedazzled (2000) – Actually... this should be much higher.
99.Larger Than Life – What were you doing in this Billy Murray?
100.The Brothers Grimm – If Gilliam is going to make a movie like this he should spend less free time in between films.


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