Thread: Post your worst movies (you've ever seen) list.

Bottom 100 worst films I’ve seen…
Now I'm pretty positive there are worse movies than these, but of all the films I have seen this is all heaped into one big garbage pile for ya.

1.Batman & Robin – Flat. Out. Horrible. Schwartzenegger with worse puns than Chris Burman. Gay Batman & Robin suits. Awful acting. A clueless director. Destroyed the original franchise.
2.Driven – Worst scene of all time (easy to pick out).
3.Psycho (1998) – An abomination to cinema. Utterly pointless remake. Why?
4.Son in Law – Pauly Shore.
5.Daredevil – Annoying special effects. Ben Affleck stinks at playing a blind character. Bullseye was the only thing appropriately hammed up in this film and he was barely in it. I never knew you could see what you are hearing so uhhh visually.
6.Caddyshack 2 – Worst sequel I’ve ever seen. Mason trying to replace Dangerfield = fail. Nothing was funny.
7.Wild Wild West – A gigantic robotic spider in the 19th century… Weeeee!
8.Down to Earth – Really tried hard to laugh with this one, absolutely nothing funny or interesting.
9.The Hot Chick – I remember there being a somewhat funny joke about a fat chick in a dress, but that’s it. I’ve been trying to block this one from my memory ever since.
10.Encino Man – (see above ‘Son in Law’)
11.Police Academy (2+3+4+5+6…) – OK that’s enough… ok please stop… stop now please!… For the love of… Cease now!!!!
12.Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn – This is an Alan Smithee film for a reason.
13.On Deadly Ground – Lets save the environment by blowing up an oil refinery. Brilliant!
14.Cabin Boy – Fucking annoying characters everywhere. What was the point of this?
15.White Chicks – Got past 5 minutes, turned it off, friends yelled at me, turned it back on, got past 15 minutes, dozed in and out then started counting the number of floral designs on the wallpaper.
16.Basic – This one really ticked me off. An ok movie through the first 2 acts… then they decided to add in twist after twist after twist after twist… Please for the love of J.C. stop!!! Its like the screen writers didn’t know how to end the movie so they put in every single ending possible. Someone asked me what happened at the end and I confidently said I had absolutely no clue.
17.Nothing But Trouble – Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroid, John Candy, Demi Moore… With a cast like that, can it really be that bad? Sigh, yes it was. The only thing that was funny was Dan Aykroid’s penis nose.
18.Speed 2 – STOP SHAKING THE FUCKING CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!
19.Ghost Dad – I avoided watching Leonard Part 6 after this.
20.How High – Watched this during my pot smoking days. It ruined my buzz.
21.Armageddon – A steaming pile of feces. Worst editing ever. You have to have an attention span of 0.3 seconds to enjoy this. Bay almost redeemed himself with Transformers, but he needs about 10 of those to erase the memory of this shit.
22.Striptease – Sexy strip dance by Moore. Everything else was a complete mess.
23.Deep Blue Sea – Attack of the smart sharks. Surprising death of a main character halfway through, but utterly silly and stupid premise.
24.The Terror of Tiny Town – A midget western? Needless to say I had high hopes for this one.
25.Bewitched – Has anyone seen the episode of the Family Guy were Stewie was watching the scene when Ferrell made a joke how he was a Clippers fan then flew out to California to smack him?
26.Earnest Goes to Camp – In the beginning Earnest looks into a toilet bowl and looks to the camera and goes, ‘Ewwww.’ Sets the tone for the rest of the movie.
27.Austin Powers in Goldmember – First 10 minutes were amusing. Since when did every character in Austin Powers become so freakin’ annoying?
28.Wrong Turn – A teenager is walking down a spooky road, que the spooky music, it seems something is sneaking up on them… “Boo!” Oh haha! It was just one of their friends trying to scare them. Scared ya! The inbreds looked liked Orcs from LOTR.
29.Daddy Day Care – NC6. No Children Over 6. Painful watching Eddie Murphy here.
30.They Saved Hitler’s Brain – Sounds like it would be a fun campy film. No, it really takes it seriously. Almost all of the film wasn’t about Hitler’s brain anyway.
31.Jaws: The Revenge/Jaws 3-D – I never could decide which was a worse sequel, so I combined the two. This sharks has more lives than a cat.
32.Howard the Duck – Did they even try to make the duck look real? I guess Lea Thomson is into bestiality.
33.Rat Race – Was forced to watch this rip-off of ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ on the bus to the Grand Canyon. I wanted to get out and walk through the desert.
34.Hercules in New York – Schwartzenegger’s voice dubbed. LOL!
35.Almost Heroes – Not a good way to remember Chris Farley.
36.Final Destination – Uh oh! Lightening strikes a tree branch which falls on an electric chord which falls to the ground and sets off a lawn mower ignition which turns on the lawn mower and it hits the side of the house when a gutter falls and sets off the sprinkler system and the entire lawn is electrified and causes a fire which traps the main character inside and leads to even more awful writing.
37.The Ladies Man – THE SNL skit that should have been left an SNL skit.
38.The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) – Say it ain’t so Brando!
39.Joe’s Apartment – I thought Jerry O’Connell as better as a fat kid. Get some roach killer.
40.Black Sheep – See above (Almost Heroes).
41.Alexander – Worst epic film ever made. Where there reels of the film missing? Gives the genre a bad name.
42.Cool World – As good as ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’ was, this was the polar opposite.
43.Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit – Why did I watch this?
44.Dennis the Menace – Err… is this Home Alone?
45.The Beverly Hillbillies – Good casting with looks, but nothing else translated at all. Not funny.
46.Scary Movie 2 – Gross = funny? Tried way too hard. A sequel of a parody of a parody. Proved the death of the spoof movie.
47.Cop and ½ - Poor Bert Reynolds just trying to look for work.
48.Sgt. Bilko – I think I slept through this but I still remember seeing it, weird. I don't get it.
49.Car 54, Where are You? – Campy? Maybe. Unfunny? Yes.
50.Stop! Or my Mom Will Shoot – The funniest part about this movie is how stupid it is.

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51.Switch – Body switching is neither interesting nor funny.
52.My Stepmother is an Alien – My Stepmother was a dumb, stupid, idiotic idea for a sci-fi comedy.
53.Look Who’s Talking Too – OK, you can call the first one cute. This one was really annoying.
54.Rent – Everyone has AIDS. Heroine has become an epidemic. And unmemorable songs are sung. G. A. Y.
55.The Sweetest Thing – Probably the worst date movie I was ever dragged to.
56.Santa Clause: The Movie – Santa clause = the Taliban? (see twin towers scene).
57.Over the Top – Did this film come out in the 80’s? Stallone has ZERO range as an actor.
58.Dracula: Dead and Loving It – Only one funny line, “Children of the night. What a mess they make.”
59.Plan 9 from Outer Space – Camp value. Camp value. Camp value.
60.Jack – Wait… who directed this?
61.Rocky V – Stallone’s desperate attempt to cash in once again.
62.Fools Rush In – Never liked the TV show friends and I will never find Matthew Perry funny. Another terrible date movie. Sexy dance by Salma Hayek.
63.Richie Rich – No, seriously I watched this.
64.Clifford – I will never find Martin Short funny again.
65.Ladybugs – Rodney... why?
66.What Lies Beneath – Oooo! Suspense. This began Harrison Ford’s fall from grace. An interesting final shot, I guess. Wait, that idead was borrowed from ‘Psycho’, no bonus points.
67.Club Paradise – Peter O’toole’s worst movie.
68.Next Friday – Where is the flow from the first film?
69.Exit to Eden – Rosie O’Donnell as a sex symbol… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
70.Weekend at Bernie’s – OK, I never saw the sequel. If you want to torture me, clamp me down ‘Clockwork Orange’ style and I’ll probably go insane after 15 minutes.
71.Death to Smoochy – I hate Barney almost as much as I hated this movie. A joke that was a decade too late.
72.Smokin’ Aces – Every scene in the first 40 minutes had an introduction to a new character. I said to myself if they introduced another new character I would turn this movie off. Alas they did not and I was stuck watching the rest of the movie. Alicia Keys was kinda hot and they killed off Affleck early which was good. Van Wilder stinks at acting. Never saw Van Wilder btw.
73.Bulletproof – Any hardcore Sandler fans like this movie at all?
74.The Jackal – Look, Bruce Willis is wearing wigs. I’m sold.
75.Blade 2 – Lets try to fight Blade in a sword fight, but once he has us at a stale mate, lets say we’re friends then he'll listen to us... ok.
76.Turner and Hootch – Why did the dog have to die!!??? WHY!!!????? Gasp… WHY!!!???
77.Superman III + IV – Superman Returns left off after ‘Superman II’ for a reason.
78.Cold Creek Manor – Classic case of ‘the talking killer’.
79.2 Fast 2 Furious – I hate these people. Thank God I don’t live in that part of the country. Spoiled brats.
80.Lady in the Water – The Village was the Sixth Sense compared to this film. M. Night is at a crossroads.
81.Major Payne – I’d make a joke about a pun, but it actually might be worse than this comedy.
82.Life Stinks – You can stick to directing and even the occasional acting, but please don’t sing Mel Brooks.
83.Swat – The worst 6 bucks I ever spent at a matinée.
84.Major League II – Worst baseball movie I’ve ever seen.
85.Nacho Libre – Look he’s speaking in a funny accent!
86.Four Rooms – Way too hyper for my taste. Tarantino’s segment was ok even though it was a remake.
87.Shaft (2000) – Christian Bale’s worst movie. Example #213 why remakes stink.
88.King Ralph – Lovable character finds himself in clichéd situations and tired situations.
89.Poseidon (2006) – Has anyone heard of this plot before? Recycled so many times, remake should have been a made for TV movie. So much money wasted on special effects.
90.Tears of the Sun – A boring war movie.
91.Get Carter (2000) – How many bad movies can Stallone be in?
92.Blankman – “He’s gone blank mam.” “Blankman!” Was this really an hour and a half long skit?
93.Miami Vice – One of the most boring cast of characters in movie history.
94.Timecode – Experimental film gone totally wrong.
95.Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – Take ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ and make Indiana Jones a female and make everything horrible.
96.Bless the child – Might have been higher, but I blocked most it out of my memory.
97.Hudson Hawk – I went in expecting a funny ‘Die Hard’. I got desperate comedy instead.
98.Bedazzled (2000) – Actually... this should be much higher.
99.Larger Than Life – What were you doing in this Billy Murray?
100.The Brothers Grimm – If Gilliam is going to make a movie like this he should spend less free time in between films.

Plan 9 from Outer Space was so bad it's good. Campy like you mentioned. I have the movie and watch it every few years.
All Steve Martin movies except Planes, Trains, etc. but I consider that a John Candy movie
All Will Ferrell movies
All Rob Schneider movies.
I'll get back with more..

Clash of the Titans.

I don't go to bad movies. Waste of money.

Here's a short list of DVD's I couldn't watch after the first ten minutes: The Golden Compass; Children of Men; Smiley Face; The Hills Have Eyes; Clerks 2; Ocean's Twelve; The Talented Mr. Ripley; Rushmore.

Yawn. So? I disagree with several on your list of 100. You must be made of jingle to spend that much money on stuff you don't like. LOL.

I agree with a lot on your list. I also hated "Step Brothers", "Analyze This" and there was one Steve Martin film in particular that I had to turn off because it was simply that bad.

Originally Posted by Citizen

11.Police Academy (2+3+4+5+6…) – OK that’s enough… ok please stop… stop now please!… For the love of… Cease now!!!!
21.Armageddon – A steaming pile of feces. Worst editing ever. You have to have an attention span of 0.3 seconds to enjoy this. Bay almost redeemed himself with Transformers, but he needs about 10 of those to erase the memory of this shit.
26.Earnest Goes to Camp – In the beginning Earnest looks into a toilet bowl and looks to the camera and goes, ‘Ewwww.’ Sets the tone for the rest of the movie.
27.Austin Powers in Goldmember – First 10 minutes were amusing. Since when did every character in Austin Powers become so freakin’ annoying?
54.Rent – Everyone has AIDS. Heroine has become an epidemic. And unmemorable songs are sung. G. A. Y.
56.Santa Clause: The Movie – Santa clause = the Taliban? (see twin towers scene).
76.Turner and Hootch – Why did the dog have to die!!??? WHY!!!????? Gasp… WHY!!!???

11 At what point did you decide you didn't like these movies, 5 or 6? Bwahahahaha ...
21 You're confused. Armageddon was good. I didn't finish Transformers. Man, that thing sucked big time.
26 You don't speak poorly of Ernest, pal. Ernest was a great man, and very funny. You knew what an Ernest movie was going to be like, so why did you watch it? Dipwad. I'm still laughin at Ernest Goes To Camp!
27 Mike Meyers is always funny. I'm still chucklin at this one too!
54 Now, that stuff was too fuckin funny!! Bwahahahaha ... look at em die!!
56 I thought Billy Bob Thornton was a laugh riot!
76 I liked when the dog drooled and pissed on everything. Hahahaha!

Many of these movies I haven't seen since I was a lot younger and didn't know any better.

Pinewood Studios put out some priceless junk.

Originally Posted by Citizen

Many of these movies I haven't seen since I was a lot younger and didn't know any better.

Whatever that means.

Originally Posted by Kleinbok

Pinewood Studios put out some priceless junk.

Priceless junk. Very well said. So, did you watch a lot of "priceless junk" from Pinewood Studios? Where did you get your brain, from a box of cereal?