My daughter is working a Presidential Poll .... hahahaha

Commissioner · #21 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kappy

hahaha ... Are you fricken kidding me??!!! Look at the REAL massive voter fraud going on right now with ACORN and Obama's goons. ACORN has infiltrated hundreds of precincts. Yet, you want to diss me for making a joke with my daughter. Now YOU'RE THE JOKE!!! See, my daughter wouldn't mess with peoples votes ... She has HONOR, CHARACTER, and FAIRNESS .... UNLIKE ACORN and OSAMA!!!

Go drink some more Kool-Aid!!!

LisaSaprano is a joke?

I always heard she was Lasher.

Kappy · #22 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Commissioner

BTW Kappy. That was funny as hell. Let me return the laughs. Did you happen to see this?

Disturbing trend

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hahahaha ... LMAOF...That's too funny!

I love this too: (courtesy of "TheMagnificentSID9000)
The Ten Liberal Rules

LIBERAL RULE #2: FAIL TO GET THE JOKE - NO SENSE OF HUMOR

Most intelligent folks wholeheartedly concur that liberals lack a sense of humor. Of course, this is no secret. They'll crap in their trousers at comments like "Ha-ha! Sarah Palin has a Down Syndrome baby! Good for her! Ha-ha!" Knee-splitting hilarity, to be sure. However, when a satirical political commentary is made, they have that deer-in-the-headlights look before they unleash a pansy slap or just plain confusion. Here are two examples:

Pansy Slap

Conservative: "Barack Hussein Osama bolted out of Tonyrezco Field in Denver quicker than a gerbil at a John Waters film festival."
Liberal: "What do you know? You're just a jerk! I bet you're gay and your mother's a whore! Besides, all conservatives are gay jerks with whores for mothers!"

Commissioner · #23 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kappy

hahahaha ... LMAOF...That's too funny!

I love this too: (courtesy of "TheMagnificentSID9000)
The Ten Liberal Rules

LIBERAL RULE #2: FAIL TO GET THE JOKE - NO SENSE OF HUMOR

Most intelligent folks wholeheartedly concur that liberals lack a sense of humor. Of course, this is no secret. They'll crap in their trousers at comments like "Ha-ha! Sarah Palin has a Down Syndrome baby! Good for her! Ha-ha!" Knee-splitting hilarity, to be sure. However, when a satirical political commentary is made, they have that deer-in-the-headlights look before they unleash a pansy slap or just plain confusion. Here are two examples:

It's true. Satire really isn't liberals' cup of tea, is it?

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LisaSaprano · #24 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kappy

hahaha ... Are you fricken kidding me??!!! Look at the REAL massive voter fraud going on right now with ACORN and Obama's goons. ACORN has infiltrated hundreds of precincts. Yet, you want to diss me for making a joke with my daughter. Now YOU'RE THE JOKE!!! See, my daughter wouldn't mess with peoples votes ... She has HONOR, CHARACTER, and FAIRNESS .... UNLIKE ACORN and OSAMA!!!

Go drink some more Kool-Aid!!!

You said what you did Skippy.

Own it.

LisaSaprano · #25 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Commissioner

It's true. Satire really isn't liberals' cup of tea, is it?

Attachment 604

I'm not a Liberal.

Who's laughing now Commish?

Toby · #26 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kappy

My daughter was selected to work at a Presidential Election Poll site / Precinct Board. The funny thing is they have 1 Inspector, 3 Clerks, 1 CPW, and 1 Multilingual personnel workers. Well, my daughter is their appointed Multilingual worker (they're required to have 1).

Anyway, her and I were laughing .... hahahaha ..... I told her whenever a Mexican or Frenchman (she knows English, Spanish and French) comes up and asks her where to go, she should point them to the McCain/Republican booth (and trust me, there would be a lot. We live in CA) ..... hahahaha

And then she got really worried because she said what if I have Koreans, or Japanese, or Chinese, or whoever (like I said, we live in CA) ask me where to go (she only knows the 3 languages I mentioned above), so I told her to speak real slow, and just say "B-L-A-A-A-C-K or W-H-I-I-I-T-E". ..... hahaha

.... She got a kick out of that!!! .... hahahaha.

Dude! Its California. McCain doesent stand a chance!

areyoushittin'me? · #27 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Commissioner

Satire really isn't liberals' cup of tea, is it?

Nothing wrong with a bit of satire...or a cup of tea for that matter...what's sad is when the one serving the tea has drunk so much kool-aid and nearly everything they serve up is so pathetic, the satire becomes believable considering the source.

Hooded · #28 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 10:43 PM

I see that the propaganda system is working well in the USA

1. Delude the bulk of the US population into thinking that they live in a free democratic society that upholds chritian morals

2. Debase the political system into some childish liberal vs conservative baseball game.

3. Ensure that wealth and subserviance to private power and the zionist plutocracy is the ONLY prerequisite for a presidential candidate running for office.

And the result of this American myth nightmare?

Well we can all see it in this very forum - NO DEBATE ON POLICY AND SUBSTANCE.

THE bulk of the issues discussed in these forums and in the mass media are of a personal nature and are very superficial.

There are even people who reject the anthropogenic links to global warming because some guy called Al Gore narated a DVD doco on the topic. Amazing they would rather ignore the scientific experts and the facts than put aside their hatred for a former politician.

Yes folks - the propaganda system in the USA is working wonderfully.