I have decided to vote Democrat this year
Why I am voting Democrat
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about aborting at least 40 million babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals and judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't
have to hide from us over there, they will come over here and I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them with.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. (I've decided to marry your horse.)
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but, the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%, isn't.
"If the States do not have the right to secede, then they have no rights at all. "- Dr. Walter Williams , George Mason University Economics Dept.
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