You're a mean one, Mrs. Clinton.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as slimey as an eel.
Mrs. Clinton.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mrs. Clinton.
Your politics are an empty hole.
Your promises are full of bull
while your trying to dupe the polls.
Mrs. Clinton.
I wouldn't vote for you,
not even with a thirty-nine-and-a-half percent lead.
You're a vile one, Mrs. Clinton.
You have an awful crooked smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile.
Mrs. Clinton.
Given the choice between you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.
