How I was a "high school" hero!

cottonbroker · #1 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 04:31 PM

One day I was sent to the principals office. I usually just went walking around or something but this time I actually went to his office. I was in there alone and I looked to my right and there were BLANK report cards! I stole 200 of them and sold them to my classmates! I used a few myself. My dad would say "son you need to bring up that grade" and like a good son, I did. I still have not fessed up to my parents. I think I will just to see their reaction. We did not have to bring back the report cards signed so it was not only easy money, it was "fun" (sort of like finding your favorite pill in the couch fun)

sachem · #2 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 05:03 PM

That explains it.

Real Deal · #3 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cottonbroker

One day I was sent to the principals office. I usually just went walking around or something but this time I actually went to his office. I was in there alone and I looked to my right and there were BLANK report cards! I stole 200 of them and sold them to my classmates! I used a few myself. My dad would say "son you need to bring up that grade" and like a good son, I did. I still have not fessed up to my parents. I think I will just to see their reaction. We did not have to bring back the report cards signed so it was not only easy money, it was "fun" (sort of like finding your favorite pill in the couch fun)

No wonder you appear smart but are dumber than a shithouse rat cotton-bitch.

J04miller · #4 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 05:56 PM

Go watch cars drive around a track you dumb ass hillbilly.

A. Crowley · #5 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 05:58 PM

...........LMAO.

Modern Republicanism is a real hoot!

Real Deal · #6 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by J04miller

Go watch cars drive around a track you dumb ass hillbilly.

Oh and I suppose you are a fucking rocket scientist? Give me a damn break.

36shadow · #7 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by J04miller

Go watch cars drive around a track you dumb ass hillbilly.

So your saying we are what? If you want to insult southerner then call them a coonass. A hillbilly is not actualy a term for a dumb person as it has been conveyed on tv. Actualy historicaly many germanic people had name billy and they settled the hill mostly the Appalachain mountains as did Irish so hens the hillbilly. Scotts that fought for william III were known as billy boys or hillbillies. I'm proud to be a hillbilly as my father is. You would be hard pressed to find a hillbilly that ever owned a slave or believed in slavery darlin

J04miller · #8 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Deal

Oh and I suppose you are a fucking rocket scientist? Give me a damn break.

Nascar is for people with the IQ of a rock.

percysunshine · #9 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cottonbroker

.... My dad would say "son you need to bring up that grade" and like a good son, I did. I still have not fessed up to my parents.....

How old are you? I mean, at some point you have to fess up, or you will never reach adulthood.

cottonbroker · #10 (**permalink**) 04-11-2008, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by percysunshine

How old are you? I mean, at some point you have to fess up, or you will never reach adulthood.

hey in my defense they know the rest of my secrets. I am 48 but I am dragging this shit out as long as I need to. I mean I still am the "apple of my fathers eye" and I do not want to totally dissapoint them. They know to much already. And actually "percy-pussy" you do not grow up until you lose your parents. My dad is my hero, fuck you for asking!