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04-14-2008, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by J04miller
Go watch cars drive around a track you dumb ass hillbilly.
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We are not hillbillies any longer. In this new era of poltically correctness we are Mountain Williams
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04-14-2008, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SaintMalaclypse
If you don't like Nascar, then you're stupid, because it's actually an intellectual sport for the pioneering mind.
Y'see, what they do is, they start with the hypothesis "If I spend an assload of money on my car, I think it will go faster." So, they try it out. They spend assloads of money on tweakin' their cars (this is the reaserch phase), then they get on a closed track (the laboratory) and find out if it worked (this is the experimental stage).
After about 1,000,000 trials, they've pretty much gone from theory to law: if you make a car go fast, it will go fast.
Pure science.
Once the Law of Goin' Fast to the Left is universally accepted, we're going to prove the Theory of Goin' Fast to the Right.
I'm doing my own corollary research paper entitled "Can too many endorsement ads create wind resistance, and if so, does the money from those sponsors allow one to add enough fast-car parts to his assload of parts to compensate for the drag?" The short title of the paper is "Lookit all 'em stickerz flappin, Larry Joe!"
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Bear in mind Nascar racing got it's start in running moonshine over the ridges in ET WNC. Junior Johnson made more money running shine then he did racing cars. Everybody around here still drives like the revenuers are after them, and they may be right
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04-14-2008, 08:53 AM
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04-15-2008, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by bodecea
Bragging about your theft and dishonesty.
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I thought his story was kind of funny, Let me guess you never did any thing childless in your life? it must suck being you. |
04-15-2008, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by oceanbreeze
One room painted, 2 to go!! Yippee!!! 
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I think as you get older you start watching shit you would never watch when your younger, I catch my self watching fucking golf, Tennis and poker and some times even woman soft ball (those girls can throw a ball fast underhanded) |
04-15-2008, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by wyatt earp
I think as you get older you start watching shit you would never watch when your younger, I catch my self watching fucking golf, Tennis and poker and some times even woman soft ball (those girls can throw a ball fast underhanded)
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My husband also watches golf, he teaches disadvantaged kids, and even goes to the Masters. Yawn. Recreational softball started and my 12 year old is playing, it's like having a root canal, if you're not playing. |
04-15-2008, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by oceanbreeze
My husband also watches golf, he teaches disadvantaged kids, and even goes to the Masters. Yawn. Recreational softball started and my 12 year old is playing, it's like having a root canal, if you're not playing.
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Good it sound's to me your not the type of Mom who want's there kid to play/win at any cost. Winning is fine and all but some of these parent's are crazy. When I was younger and a profesional drinker I hated it when my favorite bar had golf on T.V. on a Saturday afternoon, I had to switch bars.
But like any thing once you understand the rules and all it is not that bad. |
04-15-2008, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by sachem
He has nothing else to brag about.  |
Fuck you Sadass. Do not get in over your head fuckface. |
04-15-2008, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by A. Crowley
Modern Republicanism, revealed.
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That is right fucker. Do not knock it till you try it. |
04-15-2008, 04:07 PM
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Only an ignorant hillbilly would brag about cheating on exams, fool.
Goddamn, but you are Stupid.
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