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04-12-2008, 09:34 PM
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Watching any sport is like watching paint dry, or grass grow......BORRRRRRRRRING.
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04-13-2008, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by cottonbroker
One day I was sent to the principals office. I usually just went walking around or something but this time I actually went to his office. I was in there alone and I looked to my right and there were BLANK report cards! I stole 200 of them and sold them to my classmates! I used a few myself. My dad would say "son you need to bring up that grade" and like a good son, I did. I still have not fessed up to my parents. I think I will just to see their reaction. We did not have to bring back the report cards signed so it was not only easy money, it was "fun" (sort of like finding your favorite pill in the couch fun)
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Bragging about your theft and dishonesty.
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04-13-2008, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by bodecea
Bragging about your theft and dishonesty.
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He has nothing else to brag about. 
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04-13-2008, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SaintMalaclypse
If you don't like Nascar, then you're stupid, because it's actually an intellectual sport for the pioneering mind.
Y'see, what they do is, they start with the hypothesis "If I spend an assload of money on my car, I think it will go faster." So, they try it out. They spend assloads of money on tweakin' their cars (this is the reaserch phase), then they get on a closed track (the laboratory) and find out if it worked (this is the experimental stage).
After about 1,000,000 trials, they've pretty much gone from theory to law: if you make a car go fast, it will go fast.
Pure science.
Once the Law of Goin' Fast to the Left is universally accepted, we're going to prove the Theory of Goin' Fast to the Right.
I'm doing my own corollary research paper entitled "Can too many endorsement ads create wind resistance, and if so, does the money from those sponsors allow one to add enough fast-car parts to his assload of parts to compensate for the drag?" The short title of the paper is "Lookit all 'em stickerz flappin, Larry Joe!"
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That is actually funny and true. The first time I went to the Indy 500 was with my dad, a friend of mine and a GM engineer whose "fanaticism" about Motorsports was legendary. Unless you have seen an Indy Car or NASCAR event live do not knock it because once you do....you realize why there are 200,000 + fans in the stands. I love the "rush" of motorsports. I love the "science" of Motorsports. I love the craziness of the whole deal. I have never driven faster than 145 MPH but damn that was fun and I did it everyday for years as I was hooked on the adrenaline of it. The only reason I never went faster is because my car would not go any faster-Nissan300ZX. I did eventually have the big one rounding a 30MPH curve at (according to the police) somewhere between 90-95 MPH when I lrft the roadway. Except for breaking my back I was fine and still love the "danger"... |
04-13-2008, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by bodecea
Bragging about your theft and dishonesty.
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that is right you fucking piece of dogshit. I learned an important life lesson you liberal cocksucking piece of shit...you "seize the moment". I kept a lot of "friends" out of hot water with those report cards you fucking turd. You have no sense of anything do you? Oh yea, I forgot you fell off a truck of "wetbacks"..... |
04-13-2008, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by cottonbroker
that is right you fucking piece of dogshit. I learned an important life lesson you liberal cocksucking piece of shit...you "seize the moment". I kept a lot of "friends" out of hot water with those report cards you fucking turd. You have no sense of anything do you? Oh yea, I forgot you fell off a truck of "wetbacks".....
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04-13-2008, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Teak
Watching any sport is like watching paint dry, or grass grow......BORRRRRRRRRING.
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One room painted, 2 to go!! Yippee!!! 
I do enjoy watching soccer. |
04-13-2008, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by J04miller
Nascar is for people with the IQ of a rock.
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I'm curious ....... Is it ALL motor racing or ..... just Nascar?
Is any motor racing worthy of participating in .... or....watching?
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A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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04-14-2008, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by cottonbroker
that is right you fucking piece of dogshit. I learned an important life lesson you liberal cocksucking piece of shit...you "seize the moment". I kept a lot of "friends" out of hot water with those report cards you fucking turd. You have no sense of anything do you? Oh yea, I forgot you fell off a truck of "wetbacks".....
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And you have quite a turn of the language too. You are certainly a person to emmulate. I bet all the parents want their daughters to go out with you.
Edited to add: may you encounter a doctor who had a friend "help out" their grades some time. Karma is so much fun.
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04-14-2008, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by sachem
He has nothing else to brag about. |
Most likely true. Some people are so bereft that they thrive on negative attention.
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