You find watching cars making left turns for two hours less than enthralling? I bet you don't like watching golf, either.

Commie.

Hey it is three hours Bonzo, not two. Sometimes I take heat for being a race fan, but that is good. I saw a black guy at a Nascar race in Charlotte one year and he had not even had the shit kicked out of him, yet....it was only 20 laps into the race and I lost track of him...ok, I did to much drankin' and nearly got ass stomped by a 6'6" Gordon fan but I did get in a few good shots before they broke it up. Sometimes you gotta let it hang out, as they say..

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Gin is good although you are a slut. - Luminox PM with regards to J04miller

You guy's still tipping over Cow's up there J04?

What's the point? then you die.

Let me guess Earp, you like watching cars go around in circles and getting covered in black debris!

I was just funnin' with you guys..............don't get nuts on me now.

BTW, I never tipped a cow. I'm a city girl. Not one to run around cow pastures!

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Gin is good although you are a slut. - Luminox PM with regards to J04miller

I was dating a Girl from Appleton, Those idiot's let me believe it was real, until we were stumbling drunk around a pastor and I went up to a cow and there is now way I was going to push it over.

Earp, I had to read this twice because you said "pastor".........I thought you kidnapped a man of the cloth and took him to a farm field! Ha ha.

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Gin is good although you are a slut. - Luminox PM with regards to J04miller

Oh hell, woops, pasture, City girl? what city in Wisconsin?, there is no big city in Wisconsin, hell Milwaukee does not even have a Football team. But you do have the Milwaukee mile, Milwaukee zoo is cool, But a question why in the hell don't you guy's hang your Stop light's up Horizontal like the rest of the nation? opps I mean Vertigal

Edit: I am a little distracted, I am hagging out at the Ramada Inn right now, checking out the counter girl. I am wasting, wasting time till I can get out of this town.

If you don't like Nascar, then you're stupid, because it's actually an intellectual sport for the pioneering mind.

Y'see, what they do is, they start with the hypothesis "If I spend an assload of money on my car, I think it will go faster." So, they try it out. They spend assloads of money on tweakin' their cars (this is the reaserch phase), then they get on a closed track (the laboratory) and find out if it worked (this is the experimental stage).

After about 1,000,000 trials, they've pretty much gone from theory to law: if you make a car go fast, it will go fast.

Pure science.

Once the Law of Goin' Fast to the Left is universally accepted, we're going to prove the Theory of Goin' Fast to the Right.

I'm doing my own corollary research paper entitled "Can too many endorsement ads create wind resistance, and if so, does the money from those sponsors allow one to add enough fast-car parts to his assload of parts to compensate for the drag?" The short title of the paper is "Lookit all 'em stickerz flappin, Larry Joe!"

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