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Old 08-31-2007, 02:25 PM
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Default Book Report on the Titanic, and My Life, by Bill Clinton.

Students were asked to do a Report, and this is what one Student turned in. He got an A+.



One student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... cost - $29.99


Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:....! . The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.


He kept it simple, and straight to the point.
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Old 08-31-2007, 02:29 PM
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that's really cute. Thanks for the laugh
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Old 08-31-2007, 02:33 PM
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Thanks for posting that!
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Old 08-31-2007, 02:36 PM
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You're all quite welcome...
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Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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